The crazy out-of-control
obsession with out-of-control hair! Usually,
the upside down bowl, the
Helmet Hair, the classic 70s fro, or the definitely-in-need-of-conditioner fro. People who suffer from The Fro Fettish are attracted to anyone who has a fro, and have the crazy urge to get their hands on that piece of hair.
Melissa: OMFG DID YOU SEE HIS FRO?
Kat: Not again, Melissa.
You need to learn how to control your Fro
Fettish; maybe go for guys with buzz cuts
Melissa: BUT HIS FRO IS SO
BEAUTIFUL.