Fatassing

Verb. To procrastinate or find unimportant activities with the purpose to simply annoy people for your own pleasure. Such activities include; aimlessly wondering around in someone's office, blablabla-ing with friends online while munching on food for the purpose of munching or otherwise focusing on being an nuisance.

Q: Honey why are you walking around in my office with a piece of KFC stuck in your mouth while blablabla-ing with your friends?

A: Oh I'm just fatassing around

Q: Well don't it's annoying.

A: I know. That's why I'm a fat-ass.

by UncleTomTheGreat August 3, 2017

Fatasthma attack

when you run up the stairs and you're too fat to catch your breath

i get frequent fatasthma attacks in Zumba class.

by diabeticprincess September 18, 2017

fato cato

Fato cato is a fat cat

look at this cute fato cato

by Destao June 9, 2018

Fatass

A pussy ass bitch beaner named Emilio Cardenas

If fatass Emilio sits on you, you will die!

by Emiliofatass February 18, 2020

Diseased Fatass

a gluttonous, egotistical, insecure slob who eats an uncontrollable amount of food and claims to be an athlete. these sports acclaimed to be his/her calling may be soccer, basketball, or lacrosse. One might even overdress for certain occasions because of its insecurities. A Diseased Fatass is often prude and lazy. They even act black and hate on everyone else around them.

YOU TOOK MY SANDWICH!!!!!! YOU DISEASED FATASS!!!!!!!!

by Jerome Xtra November 21, 2011

headass fatass nigga

A fucking terrible nigga at video games

Gustavo is suh a headass fatass nigga in siege

by endlessnigga December 17, 2018

there are fates worst than death

a quote used by Raiden in Mortal Kombat after killing Shinnok in the ending after MK X and Before MK 11.

Shinnok: Even you cannot kill an elder god
Raiden There are Fates worst than death.

by Put it in my bowl daddy December 15, 2020