Fan!

A swedish word meaning "fuck!" In english and even an old swedish name for satan.

You lose in a game and screams:
-Fan!

(pronounced as FAAANN!)

You mess something up and your mom says:
-vad fan är det här!?!?

Meaning "what the hell is this!?!?"

(in this case you can choose hov many a's you want in order how angry or sad you or you mom/dad or friend are.

by Weldaman December 5, 2015

fan your boner

relax, chill, stop being so overly excited, there's no reason for alarm, it's all going to turn out okay. Also, don't count your chickens, and don't assume that sex is imminent or that something else very good is about to happen.

Dude, fan your boner. She was only dancing with you to make her boyfriend jealous.

Okay, okay. Fan your boner. There's gotta be somebody around here who can give us directions.

by brian48 September 22, 2008

fan fuck

A lifeless low IQ individual that spends their time being an obsessive fan of an athlete, musician, celebrity, product, brand, or sport's team. This is usually done because the individual is a failure and has nothing else going on their life so they live vicariously through a 3rd party celebrating the 3rd party's accomplishments as if they were their own. The individual abandons logic in favor of senselessly worshiping, supporting, and defending this 3rd party who couldn't care less about them. Unfortunately, the fan fuck fails to realize that behaving this way will only deteriorate their social standing further. A fan fuck generally has no independent accomplishments of their own which is seen as the gateway of becoming a fan fuck.

John: Hey did you see Bob defending Ronaldo for 3 hours on Twitter/YouTube/Facebook for the past 12 years?

Tom: Yeah, what a stupid fan fuck.

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Samantha: Why is Lisa so obsessed with Beyonce's life?

Sarah: Because she is a stupid fan fuck, who attempts to live vicariously through Beyonce's life and accomplishments.

by jellyoutfit March 1, 2020

Fan behaviour

Fan behaviour is where someone is obsessed with someone else. They tend to be the topic of their conversation and they sometimes even take it to the extreme of STALKING them.

I'm the topic of your conversation, that's what I call fan behaviour.

by Djalaoq November 30, 2016

fan service

In general, fan service refers to scenes designed to excite or titillate the viewer. This can include scantily-clad outfits, cleavage shots, panty shots, nude scenes (shower scenes especially), etc. Some broader definitions also include things like cool mecha, big explosions, battle scenes, etc. Basically, if it has little plot-redeaming value, but makes the viewer sit up and take notice, it's probably fan service in one form or another.

In Evangelion, the episode preview for "Next time, service, service!"

by MoonKnight March 28, 2003

Fan behavior

Someone who is always stalking your social media’s and wanting to know your business. They may even want to be like you and begin to copy your style/moves despite not liking you. They don’t want the best for you and are typically jealous of you and/or your success. They talk about you/think about you/lurk on you/ copy you/ are in your business as if they were your biggest fan.

Girl 1: She doesn’t like me yet here she is always viewing my story and doesn’t even follow me.

Girl 2: She says she doesn’t like you so why does she always copy you
Girl 2: Your name is always in her mouth too, That’s FAN BEHAVIOR

by 77@_@77 September 20, 2020

Fan Fraud

To pretend to have a vast amount of knowledge on
sport but in fact have no idea.

"At least Geelong will go well in the Playoffs" = Fan Fraud.

"Can't wait to watch Origin 4" = Fan Fraud.

by Sportsbet.com.au July 9, 2014