foreploy

any misrepresentation of yourself for the sole purpose of getting laid

Tom always tells chicks he likes long walks. But he only uses that as a foreploy so he can get some.

by Pretty Little Bambi October 15, 2008

Forkplay

Forkplay is when, instead of having sex, you sit in the kitchen in your pajamas and eat everything. Alone.

Herp: Man, I had such a wild weekend. Went to the craziest party and I got six girls' numbers. What did you do this weekend?
Derp: Oh, you know, just a little forkplay action.

by XXXpinkranger September 25, 2011

Foreplabaiting

Masterbaiting while laying next to your significant other in the hopes that they will be turned on and want to have sex with you.

I didn't think the Foreplabaiting was working but all the sudden she moaned and licked my nipple.

by BroncoBilly1975 June 28, 2016

fornplay

The act of watching porn as form of foreplay before or at the beginning of a sexual act either alone or with one or more other people; a mix of the words "porn" and "foreplay"

Example 1:
Dude 1: Dude, when was the last time you spanked the monkey?
Dude 2: Last night, but the fornplay took forever!

Example 2:
Crystal and I's fornplay last night was on point. We got warmed up to a video of a threesome!

by slick_dick_rick February 12, 2017

foreplannedabsenteeism

A word used to describe a time when someone has already planned to be absent from a place that they need to be.

"Did you hear about pete the other day, turns out he had a foreplannedabsenteeism from work and he claimed he had a Tummy bug, turns out he was just hungover!"

by EddieKain13 July 27, 2008

Foreplayxt

the act of textually arousing your partner before sexting through the us of cell phones, Black Berries, and/or online chatting.

Joe - "What are you up to?"

Sam - "Getting into some serious foreplayxt with this chick I met last night at the bar."

by mtycun July 28, 2010

Foreploy

On a golf course, a shouted warning of a ball in motion (true or not) that has an ulterior motive, such as stealing nearby golf equipment.

"Fore!" yelled golfer Wiley at the players ahead of him on the 18th fairway. But after he hit his ball, he sped off in the other direction, hoping his foreploy would divert attention from the set of golf clubs he had just stolen.

by Steve Hoglund July 23, 2007