When you’re forced into a space with no escape and someone lets one rip. You are to suffer through the stench of a deranged butthole. May cause watering eyes, nose burning, brain throbbing, and feelings of despair .
Do not farter martyr me. I’ll make you pay for it.
I was stuck in an elevator and had to go from 1st to 5th floor and someone farter marytred me. Worst suffering of my life.
Dude she is the one for me . I farter martyr her all the time and she still loves me.
She died for the sins of my butthole.
Don’t be a farter martyr.
I was stuck in an elevator and had to go from 1st to 5th floor and someone farter marytred me. Worst suffering of my life.
Dude she is the one for me . I farter martyr her all the time and she still loves me.
She died for the sins of my butthole.
Don’t be a farter martyr.
by Octimus Pwime’s mom November 22, 2023

farter aka lottie d smelly lil gyal hu farted in r german class an den tried 2 blame it on d chair. den did it agen n tried 2 blame it on d desk! hhhmmmmm! lol bt we love er! <3 <3
A: did u jus fart?
L: NO! it was d chair
K: y u gon red?
L: coz ur makin it out as if its me an its not an its jus...
A: we no it was u!
L: NO it wasnt it was d chair
K: its ok we know
L: jus drop it guys
A: u already av
K: was it u?
L: i wil tel u l8er
K: oops my cd jus skipped....
A: ... an every1 heard u let 1 rip!
A+K: hahahahahahhhahahahahaahahha
L: NO! it was d chair
K: y u gon red?
L: coz ur makin it out as if its me an its not an its jus...
A: we no it was u!
L: NO it wasnt it was d chair
K: its ok we know
L: jus drop it guys
A: u already av
K: was it u?
L: i wil tel u l8er
K: oops my cd jus skipped....
A: ... an every1 heard u let 1 rip!
A+K: hahahahahahhhahahahahaahahha
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