Fart

A Free Jacoozie. It's also prone to go off at the wrong time.

"When did the Jacoozie get installed?"

by Psy January 04, 2005

fart

A hissing sound coming from your ass.
I love farting on my mirror.I spread my ass wide open and let go, and then watch the gas marks on the glass. I love it

My chair stinks farty. I fart every minute and the stink has gotten into the fabric.

by Methane May 15, 2004

fart

to fart

As i sit here broken harted,
i went to poop but only farted.
next time when i took a chance,
i went to fart but pooped my pants.

by patrick star May 28, 2003

fart

A smelly gas produced from someone's back side, this can be faked by sticking your tounge out and blowing. This technique can be used to drive someone to the brink of insanity.

Person 1: "Now I just have to defuse this bomb and-"
Person 2: * makes fake fart noise*
Person 1: "Will you stop?!!!" * accidentally cuts wrong wire*
Bomb:BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Lorenzo Mortelli April 06, 2007

the fart

the fart is when you the fart

I'm going the fart

by 10 big hot men having sex January 16, 2021

to fart

Derived for the spanish phrase "al pedo" it's used when someone does something and gets no result from it

I studied all week to fart because I couldn't pass the test

by Saanxt November 18, 2020

fart

a gassy substance that exits your butthole into the surrounding area, causing a smelly odor.

marina: maryy i gotta fartttt
mary: again? this is the 5th time today if you fart again everyone will die and the world and universe will pop-
**fart**
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
**world and universe pops**
**blood particles spread around the space**

by farts_and_sharts96 May 02, 2022