Fart

A Free Jacoozie. It's also prone to go off at the wrong time.

"When did the Jacoozie get installed?"

by Psy October 15, 2006

fart

A hissing sound coming from your ass.
I love farting on my mirror.I spread my ass wide open and let go, and then watch the gas marks on the glass. I love it

My chair stinks farty. I fart every minute and the stink has gotten into the fabric.

by Methane October 15, 2006

fart

to fart

As i sit here broken harted,
i went to poop but only farted.
next time when i took a chance,
i went to fart but pooped my pants.

by patrick star May 28, 2003

fart

A smelly gas produced from someone's back side, this can be faked by sticking your tounge out and blowing. This technique can be used to drive someone to the brink of insanity.

Person 1: "Now I just have to defuse this bomb and-"
Person 2: * makes fake fart noise*
Person 1: "Will you stop?!!!" * accidentally cuts wrong wire*
Bomb:BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Lorenzo Mortelli July 20, 2008

to fart

Derived for the spanish phrase "al pedo" it's used when someone does something and gets no result from it

I studied all week to fart because I couldn't pass the test

by Saanxt November 18, 2020

fart

Foul-smelling gas coming from your rear-end.

"I smell a fart, ew!" says Lydia. "That was me" exclaims Jenny

by I know about farts! I am smart January 6, 2021

the fart

the fart is when you the fart

I'm going the fart

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