Fail

Adj. The New Jersey Nets

Look! It's the New Jersey Nets. Fail.

by Gonzo44 April 12, 2010

Fail

Fail is derived from an old video game that was originally made in Japanese and then translated (poorly) into English. When the failure (game over) screen appeared in English, it would say:

"You fail it!"

Fail means to suck, to not succeed, or to be horrible at something.

"You bought a cassette tape? You fail."

"You missed a hit at point blank range? EPIC FAIL!"

by MiketheBrawlfan September 22, 2009

fail

If you fail, you sucked so badly at something that your incredibly suckiness broke the Universe, made angels cry, and made God piss blood. To fail is to not succeed ... in an embarrassing, tardish manner. Fail can be used either as one word, in a sentence, or as part of a complicated rant. Words such as 'uber' or 'mega' can also be added. Fail can also be used as a prefix for another word, such as 'boat'. Do not overuse it, or you will fail.

FAIL.
What the hell? You fail.
You are made of fail.
Uberfail.
Megafail.
Get back on the failboat, Morgan.

by Nubcakes Smith December 13, 2007

Fail

1) Someone who shows that they are undeserving of sympathy because they go on the rag & can not withhold ones temper.
2) Benz The Admin.

Look, who is that in the Bronze? Oh, never mind its only Benz. Fail.

by God Almighty x January 16, 2009

Fail

Fail = First Attempt In Learning.

Bob: 2+2 is 5 right?
Eric: FAIL! its 4

by Failblog January 11, 2010

Fail

The act of being Slev Nard also known as Joe Bonardi or Fail Nard. Your sister is typically found on the ceiling and you often take shots of Captain Morgan that have been spiked with Viagra.

"Wow Slev Nard stop being such a fail and get your sister off of my ceiling"

by Pedigree Master September 27, 2011

fail

If you fail, you sucked so badly at something that your incredibly suckiness broke the Universe, made angels cry, and made God piss blood. To fail is to not succeed ... in an embarrassing, tardish manner. Fail can be used either as one word, in a sentence, or as part of a complicated rant. Words such as 'uber' or 'mega' can also be added. Fail can also be used as a prefix for another word, such as 'boat'. Do not overuse it, or you will fail.

FAIL.
What the hell? You fail.
You are made of fail.
Uberfail.
Megafail.
Get back on the failboat, Morgan.

by Nubcakes Smith December 13, 2007