G.E.T high school

Wisconsin or Alabama? Who knows! Chances are half the school is related to the person you just slept with but who cares? You’ve slept with them all too. Where V cards work like debit cards and everyone’s scrambling for one last juul rip. As for sports, the only one worth your time is football (but let’s be honest, you’re only there for the two players who carry the team). And most importantly, remember, these hicks aren’t afraid to kick your ass with their farming boots.

Brian: Dude I slept with Lindsay and Maddy!
Jake: No way me too
Brian: Wait aren’t you all cousins?
Jake: Eh who cares, this is G.E.T high school. (yeehaw!)

by (get high) school November 19, 2019

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ETS

estimated time of sleeping

Johnny: What are your plans for tonight?
Beth: I have a lot of work so my ETS is 2AM.

by bootysmacker September 9, 2012

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EtsDron

A type of bird, commonly found in richer areas, easily identified by the gold trim on the rotor blades and a dollar sign on the top.

Awwwwww sheeet skeeet nigga, i gots meself a EtsDron

by Dat One Boi February 22, 2017

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Etsymania

Mania is defined as a mental illness marked by periods of great excitement or euphoria, delusions, and overactivity. Therefore Etsymania could be a mental illness marked by periods of great excitement or euphoria, delusions or overactivity either shopping on Etsy or running your own shop on Etsy which involves you in such moments of great excitement, euphoria, delusions or overactivity i.e. spending hours on Etsy etc.

Her husband finally had to admit that his wife, having spent the last three nights on Etsy, had succumbed to Etsymania and needed help.

by TumbleTide October 18, 2017