Scruffy cunt from the port, needs to have a shave the bearded pissflap, often seen having around with "the girls of the internet". Known to the world as "greesy bolocks dan". Drives a Jap sports car, called a nissan bluebird, which is quite popular with out asian cousins and taxi drivers.

He is also spoted with a girl called rach, there is reason to believe there is some suspicious activity going on between the two.

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