ernie 5 star

A clumsy dork of the highest order, having just proven as much through a telling action or statement.

But ... only as referred to by a higher level dork, confirmed through the use of this phrase.

Derogatory yet playful.

(watches someone poke an eye with the finger brush)
Ha. Ernie 5 star!

by failureislikely January 24, 2018

Ernies Cucumber

the act of nutting onto a pickled vegetable then eating that vegatable while watching midgets cuddle on a public train whilst in china resulting in a ernies cucumber

Hey you free this weekend ?
Yes why?
Lets do a ernies cucumber

by Fortnite Battle Royale January 24, 2019

Ernis

Një djalë i bukur që e kam parë në brezovicë

A është Ernisi i bukur?
PO SHUM ËSHTË!!!

by La148 May 28, 2024

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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 15, 2025

Ernis

He‘s an albanian with big dick.

Ernis is pretty

by User1516161 November 21, 2021

Ernie spot

Desirable public parking spot, typically up front and center.

I went to the movies last night and can't believe I snagged an Ernie spot.

by Mel A Tonin January 5, 2025

The Ernie

When you suck your bosses dick to keep or promote your job in the work place.

Blow jobs to justify lack of performance.

I was promoted after I gave my boss The Ernie.

I did The Ernie at work so I didn’t have to work this weekend.

by EFSASK March 6, 2020