Elevator does not go to the top floor

The person is not that smart, and probably won't get the joke.

America: Some people say my elevator go to the top floor but I don't even have an elevator.

Italy: I've heard that one too, let's go out and buy one!
or
X: Hey your Elevator does not go to the top floor.
Y: What?

by Lunalunaluna November 9, 2012

eleanor jones

Country bumpkin turned city girl. People person with a passion for all things digital and wired haired Daschunds.

did you pree eleanor jones in the shoobz on Friday? She is a real Country bumpkin turned city girl.

by dreamcream January 7, 2016

elevator shoes

Shoes that prop yo tiny ass up so you can feel better about yourself.

My friend won't go bowling because his short ass wears elevator shoes.

by Trongster January 5, 2018

elevator kids

Those species of humans who sit under stair cases or elevators and play Nintendo ds’s or games similar.

Oh look there’s the elevator kids under the stairs again

by bradster65 September 20, 2019

Eleanore

Sexiest hoe alive, she is drop dead gorgeous and gets all the boys on their knees!

If ya call and Eleanore, Ella she will come beat your ass.

She is all for one night stands and is hella thicc!

Boy1: ‘yo do you see that thicc ass’
Boy2: ‘Dude that booty belongs to Eleanore’
Boy1: ‘The fine hoe in our grade?’
Boy2: ‘you bet’

by XxBrokenGirlxX June 13, 2020

Texas Elevator

Entering an elevator and proceeding to fart non-stop for at least ten floors.

Dave was impressed that Kevin's Texas elevator lasted 15 floors.

by TheMan2002 May 12, 2014

Tennessee Elevator Drop

The act of taking a sh*t in the corner of an air bnb elevator in Nashville Tennessee and leaving it untouched in its natural swirl.

You boys don’t seem to surprised about this Tennessee Elevator Drop from last night.
No sir but we do know who threw up in the lobby.

by DannyGarb August 7, 2018