Earth 

A floating space rock infested with creatures good and bad, inhabited by things called humans who have a habit of making a mess of everything.

Space Creature 1: would you rather: enter a blackhole and die? Or live on earth for 5 years?
Space Creature 2: Bit of a silly question there, blackhole obviously

Earth by Phoeboop July 16, 2018

Earth 

Earth- A Slang Term For Marijuana Usually Used In Chicago

Yo My Dealer Just Sold Me 3 Grams Of Earth For The Low

Earth by Chicago goon October 10, 2018

Earth 

Home.

“Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there-on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. This is Earth.

-Carl Sagan, A Pale Blue dot

Earth by Xonifu October 20, 2018

Earth 

The moon of the sun

The suns light reflects onto the moon's moon thereby providing light to the moon. The earth is the moon of the sun

Earth by TherealSkipper November 14, 2018

Earth 

Sometimes round, sometimes flat.

"The earth is round!"
"It's flat, though."
"Shut the fuck up, stupid flat earther."

Earth by God Hashirama January 3, 2019

Earth 

It is believed by many that Earth (as well as the heavens) was created by God in 6 days for many different species of mammals and other types of animals to live on, presumed to be created over 4.5 billions years ago according to google. Earth (on its surface) is made up of large land masses and water - which covers 71% of it.

Teacher: Did you know Earth is over 4.5 billion years old?

Students: *speaking under their breaths* What useless infomation.

Earth by ANiggaNamedHumphrey1469 January 9, 2019

EARTH 

A NICE PLACE WHERE HUMANS AND ANIMALS LIVE HAPPILY TOGETHER

I LOVE EARTH

EARTH by iwgbiwp May 18, 2019