Errectile Malfunction

A Errectile Malfunction is where you get a errection that you cannot supress and is visable through your trousers
Most common causes of Errectile Malfunction (for chris jacklin):
1.Buses
2.College tutors
3.CD/DVD drives
4.Physical abuse

"I had Errectile Malfunction on the bus to college this morining i thaught it was gunna fall off!"

by Zaky November 27, 2006

ereptile dysfunction

A sexual dysfunction commonly found in reptiles. Dinosaur impotence.

A known cure has not been found.

That brontosaurus has ereptile dysfunction, he totally isn't scoring

by eleanor eleanor eleanor December 9, 2008

ErectilePhobia

ErectilePhobia, fear of erections.

Otherly defined as fear of boners.

when you see someone have a erection, you get scared.

man: hey dude how are you?
other man: oh hi! wait-

man: sorry man i couldnt help it saw a hot girl just pass by, yk
other man: AAAH!!! i have erectilephobia *runs away*
man:...wtf?

by Metal- kind of iron April 1, 2022

ejectile vomit

(v): when you gag and spit rather than swallow.

He came so hard and fast, she was forced to ejectile vomit.

by word<3r October 26, 2011

Erectless

same as floppy cock

Babe - ive had to much to drink - I think im erectless -

by Rolly 337 June 3, 2022

ereptile dysfunction

A person (mostly a man) who has an irrational fear of any reptile.

Man1: Dude check out that turtle. Man2: Oh Hell No!!! Keep that away!!! I have extreme ereptile dysfunction!

by Glennzigx November 29, 2016

Electile Dysfunction

When you cannot get turned on by a presidential candidate

Doctor, I think i'm suffering from Electile Dysfunction
Why?
Because when I look at this years candidates, none of them turn me on.

by Ret;-;rd April 8, 2017