Damn dude you just turned 30 why are you trying to bang that 90 year old? You are such an eldophile.
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Get the Elderlies mug.Any thing or person that in it’s youth was sensually compelling, but with age has become repulsively old. Centerfold models, now elephant skinned octogenarians and wine, especially expensive and highly rated wine that you personnaly paid lots of money for, which is well past drinkability are examples of elder porn. An originally expensive tech tool that you showed off to your friends, but was quickly eclipsed and is now old and embarrassing to be seen with.
Despite its high rating by Parker and the Wine Spectator, the 1984 Ol’ Puss Won is today little more than elder porn. I paid $300 for that wine and let it rot in my cellar.
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by dabboboy December 5, 2018
Get the eldabbo day mug.Eldaah is a very smart, naughty, beautiful person inside and out. People don,t get along with her and don't get to see the real her ,which is amazing. She pulls quite a lot of boys as she is REALLY pretty.
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