Droned

A combination of getting drunk and stoned (getting high)

"no, I'm too droned to get up dad."

by Lovestrucktreehugger July 31, 2024

dromedairy

A camel dat stores milk in its hump instead of fat.

Maybe da "humph!" camel (being a "dromedairy", which we know he was, since he only had da one hump) was so grumpy because da milk inside his hump had soured.

by QuacksO March 13, 2024

dromederry

A single-humped camel of Irish descent.

I would wonder where da dromederry camel would have originated from, since Ireland has only one region --- about 140 square miles total --- of dry barren terrain, and it's merely rocky, not sandy, and so it could even be truly classified as a desert.

by QuacksO February 27, 2025

powel drived

how somebody from Pittsburgh who happens to be a huge wrestling fan thinks "pile drived" should be spelled.

You know i have a policy of not getting bear blasted, powel drived, concused, knocked the fuck out, and generally humiliated before an evidence final, sorry.

by Not Jason A December 9, 2010

im drove

When one is so droven to a status in which they post pics of themselves in a car on instagram with the caption, "I'm driven"

Hey chad im drove rn with all this success dripping from me

by Sydios May 1, 2019

Floppy Drived

When you are going to nut after spanking it to porn, and cum in the floppy drive of your dad’s old work computer.

We don’t use that computer anymore, not after Jacob floppy drived it.

Mom… I think Grandpa floppy drived the computer again.

by tedmosbysexarchitect December 27, 2021

Turtle Doved

When needing to use the bathroom quickly and a turd crests from your anus and threatens to arrive way to early to find a toilet. The turd essentially sits just outside your ass enough to threaten your underwear to be changed!

Sheila could tell a bad shit was coming. Quickly she turtle doved to the bathroom.

by Kriskiki April 7, 2023