Spurt of distance

About 30-45 minutes in Canadian time. Space/time travel is possible.

We'll get it done in a spurt of distance.

by OKfuntimes July 14, 2010

cumshot distance

The length of how far you shoot your cum.

“Carter Krause” dude my cumshot distance was Insane last night. I hit my next door Neighbor Ajani threw my window!

by @twoProfessionalretards July 8, 2020

Social Distancing

What you're supposed to do during a pandemic so you don't fucking die.

Yes, Billy Bob, I understand you have first amendment rights to protest social distancing, but please go back to your trailer because believe it or not no one gives a shit about your rights when people are literally dying.

by zonii April 27, 2020

Hot-Distance

A person who is Attractive from a distance ,ugly person

I was going to holla but that guy was Hot-Distance

by Namecreator August 4, 2008

distance hoe

a type of hoe who never actually talks to the people they want, they just admire from a far. typically talk about dating them but never have the balls to talk to them to do so

Amanda is such a distance hoe. She never actually talks to the guys she likes but still wants to date them???

by Lynds Marie May 30, 2016

dickhead distance

The additional distance you try to keep between your self and a dickhead.

There were some loud dickheads going down the escalator so I waited at the top for 30 seconds to gain some dickhead distance.

by Doctor dickhead January 21, 2018

Dirty Distancing

=Sexting - because your love life has taken a break due to COVID-19

Ryan and I enjoy dirty distancing last night because of the quarantined building

by KiwiKY March 25, 2020