disasterpiece

A movie that all the cast, crew, marketing people, studio executives think is a masterpiece, but actually turns out to be one of the shittiest pieces of cinema filth ever.

"Did you see Alexander?"

"Yeah, oh my god dude, what a disasterpiece!"

"But it looked so good!"

"It stank like Oliver Stone shat it out of a studio..."

by arel December 29, 2008

disasterbation

An irrational exhilaration and enjoyment while experiencing the effects of a natural disaster or other destructive scenario.

All these rich white folk driving around the 9th Ward in luxury coaches to go see Brad Pitt pretending to help New Orleans, it's just Yankee disasterbation.

by Cidney January 13, 2008

Beautiful Disaster

The words that describe someone that you love and think is so perfect, but so wrong.

Maria: What do you think about Marcus?
Ariel: Well he's super sweet, makes me so happy, and just makes me smile. On the other hand, he's a douchebag, and just leads me on forever. Yet, I still love him. Eh, he's just such a beautiful disaster.

by BeMyGenocide March 29, 2011

Disasterbate

In the face of pending doom, man shuns only the quickest and most rewarding of activities. Disasterbation describes the carnal quest for the much-coveted preapocalyptic climax.

The second most satisfying of self-pleasuring activities, Disasterbation bows only to Faux Invigordisastpublation--publicly masturbating, with vigor, in anticipation of a miscalculated armageddon.

(see also: Dicksimation, Blastpocalypse, Cum Bucket List, Anal-Eye-alation, Catajysm, Catastrofeces, and Holocaustitution)

INTELLECTUAL 1: "My goodness, Intellectual 2, I dare say that, despite having immaculately worded definitions, the examples UrbanDictionary endorses often seem contrived in nature, unnecessarily abrupt, and leave one with a dearth of expounding information via general scenario, anecdote, or lexicon."

INTELLECTUAL 2: "Hear Hear, Intellectual 1! I ... OH! Gracious, is that an earthquake!?!? ... DISASTERBATE!"

by barfcake November 15, 2011

disaster porn

A movie with lots of destruction and explosions and disasters. For example: Independence Day, The Day After Tomorrow, 2012.

That disaster porn made me horny for destruction. BRB, I'm going to go blow up my niece's barbie doll with home-made explosives.

by twentytwelve12 July 8, 2009

disasterpiece

Something so bad that it goes full- circle and ends up back at the good side.

Yesterday's game was such a disasterpiece that I watched the tape in reverse to see if it would be less chaotic. Nope, it was equally whack both ways. The ending was a little better in reverse, though.

by anotherk February 23, 2007

disasterporn

In addition to the above defintion, this term is also used in the debate community (particularly policy debate) to describe how debaters tend to get happy and excited when they hear of bad news they can somehow use to an advantage in a debate.
There is a kritik about this, because it could be considered somewhat immoral to derive enjoyment from another's suffering.

1.Debater1- "Did you hear? Five people were killed yesterday after the government mismanaged their healthcare... I've found some awesome evidence from this that'll really boost our case! We're gonna kick those other team's a$$es!"
Debater2 *looking at computer screen*-"Whoa, sh*t, man, that's some serious disasterporn there. I like it."
Debater3-"Y'know, that's sort of wrong you're so happy about this... but what the hell, I'm using that evidence too!"
Deaber4 *sighing at this perceived immaturity* -"If this was a debate I'd run a kritik on you guys right now."

by killerfiller January 24, 2006