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Directioner

A fandom that has gotten lied to for five years, but for some reason we all still love our boys🥲
#10Yearsof1D
“Hey that girls cute”
Watch out, she’s a directioner, she’s had heat heart broken before”
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One Direction Stan

A really cool person with an amazing taste in music who is in love with 5 of the best humans in the world.
Person 1: I'm a one direction stan
Person2: Oh my god thats so cool let's be best friends
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dirty one direction

when five boys gather in a circle a round a purple poka dot dildo. They then proceed to twerk to what makes you beautiful and then fart in each others faces.
by dirty one direction May 10, 2020
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two direction

one direction after Zayn took the four album too seriously and left
do you like one direction?
don't you mean two direction
oh yea
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One direction

The biggest boyband on the planet. They are awesome at singing and anyone who says others is out of their minds. They have the biggest fandom of directioners! Yes they are in a break but they're still amazayn.
Me: do you remember one direction?

Random asf person: isn't that the band who went on a 'break 6 years ago' for 18 months.
Me: yes but they promised
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Directioner

A crazy obsessed teenage girl or guy that does nothing with their life besides twitter, tumblr, and instagram. They have blogs with NOTHING but ONE DIRECTION ONE DIRECTION ONE DIRECTION. They sit on their laptops all day with a jar of nutella crying tears of lust for five flawless homosexuals that they would kill to be with. They talk to their posters and have casual conversations with paper versions of the boys. Most of them have been fans since the X-Factor UK and deem anyone who hasn't been a directionator. They're disgusting human beings. They don't allow many people into their fandom because all they do is fuck shit up.
If youre a Directioner, you know all about Ed, Josh, Paulward, Maz, Andy, Dani, El, Perrie, Caroline, and Demi. They are exclusive people in the boys lives.

Directioners know everything about the boys. For example, Niall James Horan was born on the 13th of September 1993 in Westmeath, Mullingar, Ireland at 8:04 am at Credit Valley Hospital with the blood type of A.

Directioners often make sexual gestures, and they are THEIR BOYS.

Directioners go through all sorts of shit to protect their boys from anyone and anything harmful. They ARE THE MOST powerful fandom every created. They fangirl worse than Beliebers, Taylor Lautner fans, and who the fuck ever exists all together.
Directioners are like the fucking FBI because they can and will find shit out. They have the boys airport passes, blood types, dental records, school grades, etc.
friend comes over and looks at walls: um.. one direction?
me: DONT STARE TOO LONG THEYRE MINE
friend: obsessed much..
me: YES, DONT FUCK WITH MY BABIES..
friend: youre weird
me: im a Directioner.
by A Directioner. September 7, 2012
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directioner

one direction fans till the end (there is no end) ∞
the deadliest fandom of ALL
A directioner would say:
"I love this album more than I love myself! (referring to Up All Night)"
by directioner(; October 18, 2012
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