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Discondonkulated

1. One's mental state immediately following a severe "Donkey Punch". Symptoms include slurred speach, lazy eyes, and occasional loss of bowel control.
That bitch was so discondokulated, she couldn't dial 9111
by BOBBY September 19, 2003
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disconscious

The state of being technically conscious while lacking the mental ability to utilise conscious mental faculties.
Witnessing the armed robbery, he stood in a state of disconscious shock, rendering him unable to react entirely.
by sarah_tonin April 3, 2009
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disconfect

To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, somehow assuming this will 'remove' all the germs.
"Five second rule"
"Naw, it was down there for 6, I better disconfect it..."
by Sasha July 3, 2003
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scrotal discontent

refers to any angst with life whose origins can be traced back to scrotal issues
i.e: pain and suffering of the scrotum, blue-balling, rasor burn
This pussy lesion on my genitalia is leading to scrotal discontent.
by Scrotal discontent October 27, 2006
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disconcern

It's not concerning with something. I. E doesn't want to respond to it/ think about it.
It's not a disconcern.
by Jessy2 September 12, 2013
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disconsquirted

Left feeling confused or astonished by the fact that one's sexual partner is a "squirter".
I had never heard of a "squirter" so when she had an orgasm and I was blinded by a stream of liquid, I felt very disconsquirted.
by Urban Leximologist April 14, 2010
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