Schrodinger’s Dipshit

Someone who says something questionable, yet incredibly stupid, but defensively declares that they are joking if anything one calls them out for it.

“My car gets 45 miles per gallon because of its upgraded radiator “
“Uhhhh.. the radiator has nothing to do with the miles per gallon you idiot “
“ uhhhh hahaha, I was obviously joking... you’re the idiot”
“Well it looks like we got a case of Schrodinger’s dipshit”

by Crackerbarrel15 March 25, 2020

Pinhead dipshit

Me

Pinhead dipshit made this from the pinhead dipshit computer to talk pinhead dipshit

by me___ October 22, 2019

admiral dipshit

a fucking dipshit where the word admiral is added to make him or her sound even more dipshit

thanks you, admiral dipshit i didn't know that the earth was round

by dipshit, dip, bitch, ass, hoe April 22, 2014

dipshit asshole

when someones being a giant asshole but also being stupid at the same time

Guy1: its not spelt: "probably" its spelt: "probabbly"
Guy2: wow you're being a dipshit asshole

by Xx_fortnitefamilyguy_xX May 2, 2020

The Dipshit Effect

An effect as valid as the Doppler. Whereby an incredibly stupid person mistakes their own confusion for yours, and lives in a world of self-righteous indignation at your endless capacity to puzzle them.

Omaha, Nebraska is a locus of the Dipshit Effect.

by Overlord0 June 25, 2014

double dipshit

Someone that is twice as dumb as a simple dumb person.

Jim was driving drunk, smoking a joint and texting when he got pulled over? What a double dipshit.

by stooper May 24, 2010

Horizontal Dipshit

When a person is acting extra without an expected cause.

You horizontal dipshit!

by BBilly December 29, 2021