DILF

Daughter I'd Like 2 Fuck

My new neighbors across the way have a very beautiful dilf

by Don't gloat...MOTORBOAT! December 13, 2014

Dilf

Misha Collins.

A: Have you seen Misha Collins with his son West?
B: Oh they're adorable together!
A: You bet! God Misha's such a dilf.

by killer_coated January 3, 2012

DILF

DILF - acronym
1. Dad I'd Like to Fuck; a dad you'd like to fuck
2. Christian Bale

me: brb, masturbating to christian bale
you: lol ok. he's a total DILF tbh

by lazmandertrottron October 22, 2008

DILF

Means Father I'd Like (to) Fuck.
Like MILF. ;D

Woah, have you ever seen Luke's dad? He's a DILF.

by Icelantika February 3, 2008

DILF

acronym for Daddy I Like to Fuck.

The male equivalent of the MILF, or Mommy I Like to Fuck

Hey Sue, look at that DILF over there, me want some of that!

by shitforbrainz April 2, 2011

Dilf

Daddy i'd like to fuck.

Seriously,, how do you guys mess this definition up?? It isnt hard?

Noun

Its like a milf,, which means the same thing except the M is for "mom" and D is for "Dad" ((obviously)). Its an older man you are interested in fucking. See daddy issues for more information on this subject.

"Omg gorl,, the Algebra II teacher is totally a dilf!!"

by Ms. Neckbeard July 17, 2018

dilf

aka Niall Horan, a sexy Irish man who has the power to make you throb just by a single stare. not only does he have an incredibly sexy face but he has a massive dump truck for a bum, so hard to resist smacking it. everyone would get down on their knees for a taste of Niall he’s a literal god. Niall please have all of our children.

Niall Horan is such a dilf, I’m down bad for Niall Horan.

by definitelynotniallhoran January 21, 2021