by Don't gloat...MOTORBOAT! December 13, 2014

A: Have you seen Misha Collins with his son West?
B: Oh they're adorable together!
A: You bet! God Misha's such a dilf.
B: Oh they're adorable together!
A: You bet! God Misha's such a dilf.
by killer_coated January 3, 2012

by Icelantika February 3, 2008

by lazmandertrottron October 22, 2008

Daddy i'd like to fuck.
Seriously,, how do you guys mess this definition up?? It isnt hard?
Noun
Its like a milf,, which means the same thing except the M is for "mom" and D is for "Dad" ((obviously)). Its an older man you are interested in fucking. See daddy issues for more information on this subject.
Seriously,, how do you guys mess this definition up?? It isnt hard?
Noun
Its like a milf,, which means the same thing except the M is for "mom" and D is for "Dad" ((obviously)). Its an older man you are interested in fucking. See daddy issues for more information on this subject.
by Ms. Neckbeard July 17, 2018

by shitforbrainz April 2, 2011

aka Niall Horan, a sexy Irish man who has the power to make you throb just by a single stare. not only does he have an incredibly sexy face but he has a massive dump truck for a bum, so hard to resist smacking it. everyone would get down on their knees for a taste of Niall he’s a literal god. Niall please have all of our children.
by definitelynotniallhoran January 21, 2021
