A notorious, oversized nerd enrolled at the University of Texas at Dallas, known for his unsettling obsession with young children and a rumored basement full of "collections." Often spotted lurking near playgrounds after 6 PM, once freed from the shackles of his engineering homework. Parents whisper his name as a warning to keep their kids indoors—lest they become another victim of his "study breaks."
"Hey Karen, make sure Timmy’s inside by 6—Perneb the Dallas Diddler just texted me that his last exam ended, and you KNOW that freak doesn’t waste time."
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They had gotten to a point of no return, to cross the diddler's line would mean to violate every ethical norm one could think of.
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