Dallas Diddler

A notorious, oversized nerd enrolled at the University of Texas at Dallas, known for his unsettling obsession with young children and a rumored basement full of "collections." Often spotted lurking near playgrounds after 6 PM, once freed from the shackles of his engineering homework. Parents whisper his name as a warning to keep their kids indoors—lest they become another victim of his "study breaks."

"Hey Karen, make sure Timmy’s inside by 6—Perneb the Dallas Diddler just texted me that his last exam ended, and you KNOW that freak doesn’t waste time."

by supergamefury April 21, 2025

diddler

one who touches his ding dong or in fancier terms a penis

"that diddler over there is next to my girlfriend"

by anonymous July 17, 2022

Dorchester Diddler

A Peeping Tom making the residents of Dorchester Hall shower with their clothes on.

A: "Hey did you hear about the Dorchester Diddler?"
B: "Yeah. If I ever see him, I'm gonna charge at him naked."
A: "But wouldn't he like that?"
B: "Shoot."

by VoyeurViper September 16, 2025

Diddler

A wrong-un.

Someone who's done something bad, a twat or someone who has stuck their dick in a hand dryer

'That Tek Knight is a real diddler'

by ChipDigital November 15, 2023

mass diddler

One who diddles people's holes

Dude the real mass diddler totally diddled Doug a new hole. He hasn't been the same since.

by Therealmassdiddler October 6, 2016

Diddler

Someone who diddles cock and balls

Don’t be a diddler like Coersy

by Bsjejdnndididkdmnes December 8, 2022

Mass diddler

One who diddles at a mass level

Dude have you seen Larry? He hasn't been the same since the mass diddler struck.

by Therealmassdiddler October 6, 2016