dick

Your own personal squirt gun. (If your a male or a really fucked up lady)

I squirted John in the eye with my dick, and he screamed and jumped off a roof.

by =P =D =) May 25, 2005

dicks

like to fuck. they fuck pussies, but sometimes they fuck assholes too.

Dick Cheney (he fucks Colon Powell)

by Jack Hello January 18, 2005

dick

1. Another word for a penis. The male genital.

2. A jerk or an asshole. Somebody who's purposely treating you like crap or putting you down for no reason or being selfish.

"What the hell did I ever do to you you dick."

by naryn December 13, 2005

dick for

See the example below

Ex: What is a Dick For

by Britt February 05, 2005

dick

a guy who is a cocky jerk, and thinks that all women love him, but in reality they think he is annoying.

Nathan: "Ohhh I am so good at ping pong, and no one can beat me because I'm the best and I can get any girl I want because everyone else sucks."

Melissa: "Nathan shut up, you're a dick and no one likes you and you're ugly!"

by Mel326 June 17, 2008

Dicked

To completely own someone, usually in a sporting activity.

England dicked Germany 5-1 in 2001.

by Tarquin_Banks February 22, 2008

dick

Kanye West

The dick interupted Taylor Swift...enough said

by blingtastic September 17, 2009