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bandwidth-diarrhoea

The relaxing / loosening of ISP's bandwidth-sphincters
Siddhartha: Last month I visited India for my project & found that all ISPs are suffering from bandwidth diarrhoea
Roxanne: How bad is it? How did it happen?
Siddhartha: Really bad, for years they had terrible case of bandwidth-constipation, like the cost of 100 mbps FTTH now is a third of what a 4 mbps copper line used to cost 4 years ago. This guy Ambani shook up the industry in 2016 & this scared the shit out (literally) of all small & big ISPs that were selling crappy internet for exorbitant prices for years. 100 mbps costs $8 a month now.
Roxanne: Whoa! That's a serious case of bandwidth-diarrhoea
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 21, 2020
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Planning a diarrhea

"Planning a diarrhea" is a humorous way of referring to a planned sick leave from work, especially when it's not backed by actual sickness, but rather to spend paid sick days for things other than sickness.

Diarrhea is used as an excuse for the leave, as it's cumbersome enough to keep one from leaving home, warrants little explanation, and may not require a doctor's note to justify the sick day, as it can go away on its own.
* So, are you working on Tuesday?

** Nah. I'm planning a diarrhea for that day. Got stuff to do at home.
by Abarbarea August 29, 2022
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St. Diarrheas Day Massacre

The act of someone intentionally shitting on the floor, the toilet, or the wall of a bathroom stall. In some cases leaving a variety of pubes, poop, or a urine trail behind so when someone enters the bathroom they know something is wrong. These phantom shitters usually leave a signature to cover their true identity.
I walked into walmarts bathroom yesterday and knew something was a miss when I saw toilet paper leading to the bathroom stall. When I opened the door it was St. Diarrheas day Massacre all over again.
by Uncle Renegade February 24, 2009
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future diary

A dairy of a girl named Yuno Gasai. If you fuck with Yukon Amano you have a 99.99 percent chance to be killed in some brutal fashion.
by YaboiEvil May 9, 2018
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word diarrhea

word diarrhea happens when you are trying to get a thought across gracefully but all of the words come from your brain and into your mouth at once.
Marty the word diarrhea that just came out of your has got to be the stupidest thing i have ever heard.
by mollybullshit January 1, 2008
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diarrhoea

'Hi Boss, I couldn't possibly come to work today. I have a bad, bad case of diarrhoea.'
by blackwidow_stretsfield January 12, 2017
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Explosive diarrhea

In 2010, explosive diarrhea claimed the lives of over 9,000 Americans and over 7,000,000 toilets.
by ChunkyLover510 March 17, 2011
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