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Dessert Cereal

A second serving of cereal of a different type. Usually a sugary, kids cereal.
Person 1: What's for breakfast?

Person 2: Raisin bran. Then I'll be having Fruity Pebbles for my dessert cereal.
by trishphish June 21, 2010
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boneman dessert

The act of giving an unsuspecting diner a whip cream beard by lifting their pudding or jello, covered with whip cream, into their chin and dropping the dish in their lap while running away.
After Brad and Mike gave him the Boneman Dessert, Dennis sat there pissed and shaking his head to and fro with the beard of whip cream just hanging there.
by JJSkidz May 7, 2018
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dessert guilt

The feeling of intense regret immediately following consumption of sumptious sweets.
Sarah and I have dessert guilt after eating macaroons at Laduree.
by Tacos4liiife June 28, 2017
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Cuban Dessert

A Cuban Dessert is when you fill up one's asshole with Tostitos' Chunky Salsa and proceed to dine on their fiery orifice.
Man, I wish I could give Breanna a Cuban Dessert!
by A Bludgeoned Fetus March 17, 2016
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Dessert Selectivity

Noun: The culinary problem of having unlimited wants and needs for after dinner sweets but only a finite number of choices.
Don't get mad at me for eating the last piece of homemade apple pie, you had plenty of time to eat it but instead you used poor dessert selectivity and chose to eat a handful of tootsie rolls.
by JEB_EDC January 10, 2014
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Sex Dessert

sex dessert is like whatever videos u watch or memes u look at or whatever on ur phones together after a solid fuck
last time we fucked and u started watching videos of people fighting kangaroos for dessert i wanted u to fuck me again, you have such good taste in sex dessert
by Blambi December 25, 2020
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Dinner and Dessert

When a guy gets to watch two girls going to town on each other.
"Hey Ted, I totally got dinner and dessert last night."
by Joey_P101 December 13, 2022
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