Dessertation

The dessert/treat you indulge yourself with after handing in your dissertation
I'm going to get my well deserved dessertation after this extremely difficult dissertation
by Gwcwgal April 26, 2024
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fry dessert

The french fries that fell out of the fry container and into the bottom of the to go bag. After you pull out all the food, there are always some fries still in the bag. These are to be consumed after your meal, as a dessert, or fry dessert.
If you're done eating, pass me the bag so I can have the fry dessert.
by Pie Dizzle May 28, 2010
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crunch dessert

A very specific sexual fetish where you cum into the other person's asshole, wait for a while, and then eat the dried up cum.
Brian: Hey, did you hear? I had a crunch dessert from Jessica's butthole!
Matt: What the fuck Brian this is why we don't invite you over anymore
by crinch cronch November 28, 2018
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Dinner and Dessert

When a guy gets to watch two girls going to town on each other.
"Hey Ted, I totally got dinner and dessert last night."
by Joey_P101 December 13, 2022
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Funky dessert

The lingering scent after you and a sexual partner cover one another in sweet dessert, and then engage in vigorous, sweaty sex.
I still can't get the smell out of my sheets after doing the funky dessert last Thursday. I've washed them twice.
by Emogaz June 02, 2020
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hispanic desserts

Desserts that look bad, taste good but come out bad, because what type of Hispanic food doesn't go well with your stomach?
Caleb: hey man I just had some Hispanic desserts, they were amazing
Fergus: I feel sorry for your toilet
by defectedlance August 18, 2017
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dessert dick

Dessert dick (noun):
When a man goes without sex or being in a sexual altercation for a long period of time
Man dude my girl funna make me have dessert dick
by trapo100 February 02, 2016
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