burn delay

A set amount of time allotted to a person in order to respond to a burn; usually five seconds, though varies with the audience; can be used to determing how snappy a person is.

Joe: BURN!!
Bob(10 seconds later): Yeah well...
Joe: Nope, you missed the burn delay.

by NOTMYNECK March 27, 2007

TY Delay

When someone says 'Your welcome' before you can say thank you and makes you look/feel like a total douche bag and thereby, ruining your moment of graditude. The only way to avoid this is to beat them at their own game and say thank you like a run on sentence.

(CHRISTMAS DAY)

You "OMG! A new Gucci handbag! This must have been soooo expensive!"

Them "Your welcome"

You "Er...thank you..."

*with new knowledge*

You "OMGanewGuccihandbagthismusthavebeensoso expensivethankyou!"

Them "Er...your welcome"

See how you can flip that shit? Practice your TY Delayage

by Janice Booterman March 2, 2009

Rape Delay

When a women calls rape, usually on someone famous at the peek of their career, days, or years after the supposed rape.

Also happens when the rapee doesn’t get a call back after a week or so...

That baller got called out for Rape Delay.

by Foreign_Prophet January 14, 2018

delacerda

The most pimpinest motherfucker on the planet.

Damn!! That nigga just slapped that ho like he was delacerda!!

by pimpofdlink January 29, 2005

delacave

A person with a face that resembles a vagina and has pubic hair on his/her head.
This is one of the most brutal insults ever.

You fucking delacave, you raped my cat

by Captain Cumface May 27, 2006

DelayStation

Code name for the piece of shit, Sony PlayStation (1,2,or 3). Named this due to the fact that the majority of PlayStation 3 games get delayed and sometimes cause other multi-platform games to be delayed due to the difficulty of programing for the 100% unnecessary, Cell Processor.

All Sony fanboys get pissed off when you call it a DelayStation 3.

by Keeep Out March 27, 2008

delay

Late for a scheduled event.

He's delayed.

by Kee315 March 30, 2004