defenestration

The art of hurling the nearest problem out of a window.

Defenestration of a human out of a 30th story window has a vicious tendency to create a mess that the police are not to keen on cleaning up.

by lastoftheidiots July 23, 2006

defenestration

v. The act of throwing something or SOMEONE out of a window.

on witnessing the disposal of a cigarette from the window of a moving car: "That was a heinous act of defenestration!"

by Blaine September 6, 2003

definder.net

a website that steals EVERYTHING from Urban Dictionary with no permission

I searched my definition I wrote and the results are: Urban Dictionary and definder.net

by Sophia_Cutie19 June 27, 2021

Bro-Dependent

adj. The act of being waaaay to reliant upon one's homies, constantly expecting them to kick down whatever they may have. Be it weed, a product from the place they work (Free shit from Burger King), anything they are eating, money to pay bills, etc.

"Dude, Mike is always broke but he gets kicked down food from Matt who works at McDonalds, Jim who grows his own bud and beers from Kevin @ the brewery."

"I know, he's totally too bro-dependent."

by Classic Criminal May 4, 2009

Spacey Defense

When you get called out for committing a crime, and in response, proclaim that you're gay.

It comes from when Kevin Spacey was accused by Anthony Rapp of trying to molest him when he was 14, and Kevin Spacey responded by saying he's gay.

The Spacey Defense:

Everyone: Did you molest that 14 year old boy?
Kevin Spacey: I'm gay

by The Word Jesus October 31, 2017

Octopus Defense

When a girl's body spontaneously begins menstruating in a desperate attempt not to have sex with you.

Kate's octopus defense kicked in when we were hooking up at that party. She inked all over the place, left me seeing red.

by Taberlin November 7, 2017

Danny Glover Defence

The sequence in movies where a person getting shot at procedes to take cover behind a thinner object than him/herself ie a lamp post, thin pillar etc, and parts of the person are sticking out either side, yet they still manage to avoid getting shot. (as seen in the first Saw movie and several bugs bunny cartoons.)

JP> Dude, how did you not get shot at paintball this morning?

Chris> I was deploying the Danny Glover Defence

JP>Nice!

by ultrachris2000 October 7, 2010