deez nutz ball greasing sloppy sloppalicious 

what your mom gives me every time i visit you

"i pulled up to da crib
she gimme that deez nutz ball greasing sloppy sloppalicious till i goofed"
"charles, did you take your schizophrenia medication?"
"what?"

deez nutz ball greasing sloppy sloppalicious by wade_w_wilson August 13, 2024

national deez nutz day 

tell your friends deez nutz jokes not matter how much they hate them or even hate you

me: did you take the eaton test? friend: no what is that? me: eaton deez nutz<3 friend: really lmao me: it’s national deez nutz day

national deez nutz day by anonymous June 8, 2021

Suck Deez Nutz 

A phrase commonly used in the hood. Usually used over the phone, but you don't need to. It means to suck someone's nuts.

Come here and Suck Deez Nutz mofo!

Suck Deez Nutz by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011

Flag deez nutz 

The appropriate reaction to whenever some faggy cockshitter on reddit or urbandictionary or twitter or facebook or whatever website wants to flag your content for being "offensive"

"You can't type out that stuff about Black Lives Matter on reddit like that! You'll get flagged!" - Some faggot
"Flag deez nutz!" - Me

Flag deez nutz by EggFuYungAtHeart January 29, 2022

Yusuffocate on deez nutz

A joke to say to or about anybody who is known as “Yusuf”. It is also a good burn to someon who goes by this name.

Bully named Yusuf: hey cumsock you’re a representative of your parent’s weak pullout game.

Person being bullied: I bet your name is short for “Yusuffocate on deez nutz”, you bacterial troglodyte.

Yusuffocate on deez nutz by YusufsLeftNut January 3, 2021

conga deez nutz 

Asking someone to slap on your nutz like a conga drum.

"Hey Sam! Come on over and conga deez nutz!"

conga deez nutz by NeonZombie September 10, 2022

Deeznutz 

Something that every boy has except Zeeran

Girls like deeznutz

Deeznutz by Legondeeznutz October 31, 2019