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Wheeler Dealer

I'm gonna go get some weed from my wheeler dealer
by NotRoseMcGowan April 23, 2015
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ice cream dealer

yes, that is correct thomas. but we are on to you.
watch your van
by P.C Brown June 12, 2003
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Backseat Dealer

One who offers unsolicited advice in regards to drug dealing. Often times the backseat dealer believes that he has the definitive solutions to all his dealer buddy's cash flow issues.
Stop being a backseat dealer dude! I understand the art of selling.
by CrementosRex July 12, 2010
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Meme Dealer

A person who sells memes. They're always undercover and will deny that thay are the meme dealer even if its obvious. There are many rumors about this person.

Memes may be free for friends, but you might have to pay for them.

There is usually many memes printed on a page.
Person 1: Did you hear? Brady's getting memes from that Meme Dealer
Person 2: Yeah, we gotta find out who it is.

Person 1: Hopefully we'll get some dank memes from them.
by Boof Poof Noof May 15, 2018
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Drug Dealer's Phone

A mobile phone often used by drug dealers because it is cheap, easy to replace and it doesn't attract unnecessary attention to the owner.

Phones such as the Nokia bricks, Samsungs and Alcatel are all regularly used by drug dealers.
Ben gets his nokia 3310 out and sends a text. Andy approaches him.

Andy: Can I get a quarter ounce?
Ben: A quarter ounce What?
Andy: Some weed

Ben: I don't sell drugs.

Andy: But your phone.

Ben: What about it?
Andy: It's a drug dealer's phone.

Ben: What!
Andy: Yeah, only drug dealers use old crappy phones.

Ben: Screw you it's retro!
Andy: Listen man can I please get high.

Ben: I'm not a drug dealer!
Andy: Okay. Do you know anybody?
Ben: Yeah I know a guy.
by Sieffy October 30, 2016
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meme dealer (AKA md)

Meme dealer is a person who makes TABS mods such as Stalingrad 5. He can be found in discord such as Tabs mod center, The bee empire etc. Has a bee profile pic
guy1: wow did you see meme dealer (AKA MD) new mod
guy2: yeah its awesome
by CLUBMASTERSUPREMACY January 1, 2021
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crack dealer

1. One who sells crack for a living or just to "cop" hot gear and new Jordans. In most "hoods", this type of dealer is called a "fly bumb ass nigga". Fly, expressing their gear (nice clothing) and bumb ass nigga meaning... well, a bumb ass nigger.
2. Predominantly an African American occupation. This particular species tends to sell to their own kind (see self anialation).
3. What 98% of rappers claim to be but in all honesty have never even stepped on a street corner other than to wait for mommy to pick them up from private school.
1. Rakim: Yo son! did you see Raheems new Jordans?
Dasheen: Yeh yo, dem shits iz hot son. i think dat nigga is pushin crack son. How else is someone gonna afford a hunnid dolla pair of sneakas?

2. Officer 1: "we're looking for a crack dealer to bust"
Officer 2: "Look at that nigger! He's about 4 foot 9 to about 6 foot 6, weighing anywhere from 100 to 300 pounds, and he's wearing Jordans! We got him!"
by Reynaldo P. January 19, 2006
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