type 3 diabetes

when you have type 1 diabetes (caused by your pancreas deciding to die out on a random shitty day of your childhood) , mixed with a fucking huge love for food, implying type 2 diabetes

random hoebag who thinks they’re funny: “yo diabetes! don’t eat that! you’ll get type 3 diabetes” courtney (diabetic) : “...”

by hashtagdiabetes May 31, 2018

Type 1 diabetes

Basically where your pancreas commit suicide and kill you

Type 1 diabetes means your pancreas quit their job.

by UltimateDoge March 16, 2021

Dinabetes

n. a nervous system disorder that occurs when excessive consumption of fossil fuels disrupts circadian rhythms.
(ie. feelin' gross after many nights of staying up late with the lights on).

Symptoms include tiredness, craving of carbohydrates, and use of the cliché "burnin' the midnight oil."

Often leads to endocrine system disorder known as Diabetes.

I tip my hat to carolling.
Anytime, anywhere.
But the moon setting on
Christmas lights, kinda
gives me type II Dinabetes.

by cotterindustries December 16, 2008

Diabetes Cup

A unhealthy snack for fat fucks. Usually consist of Ice cream mixed with a bunch of toppings and syrups.Cost about 20+$ most likely will cause diabetes.

Shelly got that new diabetes cup damn. She gonna have diabetes after.

by Latin_SaVage May 26, 2021

diabetes

Alex Pratt's illness

Haha you can't have sugar cause u have diabetes.

by A very famous jew May 2, 2005

Diabetes

A disease contracted by eating a life time's worth of yummy snacks in 10 minutes. Disease made famous by Wilford Brimley, who has a very distinct pronunciation of the word" Die-a-bee-tus.

"Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley, and I have diabetes"

by Fernando Gonzales December 23, 2008

Diabetes Titties

When someone has large breasts due to being overweight.

Dude, that guy is so fat he has Diabetes Titties.

by dickhole23 December 23, 2011