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damage control

1) a non-offensive way to say big fat lie

2) excuse to cover your ass when you get caught doing something that would surely cause you conflict
"his girlfriend found out he was lying when he said he never stayed with his ex, he said he never told her because it was damage control"
by way2intelligent April 3, 2010
mugGet the damage controlmug.

Damage boost

In video games, damage boosting is a technique where the player intentionally or unintentionally takes damage and uses the several following frames of invincibility to defeat or get past an enemy or obstacle. Most commonly used in platformers such as the Super Mario games.
I couldn't jump over Bowser to reach the axe, so I damage boosted through him instead.
by bigdiccnicc March 4, 2020
mugGet the Damage boostmug.

heil damage

n. destruction of property, human rights etc. that occurs when people blindly follow extremist leaders.

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What happened to all those houses of worship?

See the badly spelled slogans? Looks like heil damage.
by gnostic1 July 6, 2012
mugGet the heil damagemug.

damage plan

dimebag darryl (formely of pantera) new band. not as good as pantera was in my opinion, but then again they only made one album before dimebags tragic death.
R.I.P. dimebag darryl.
a sad day in metal history, when dimebag darryl abbot was shot in the face six times by some crazy ass motherfucker at a nightclub while he was playing a song. what the fuck!!!
by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005
mugGet the damage planmug.

collateral damage

This phenomenon occurs when you drop a turd and the impact of the poo on the water sprays your butt-cheeks with a mocha coloured combination of dookie and toilet water. Most of the time collateral damage occurs when slaying diarrhea, since the glugy like substance enters the water at a fast rate thus creating alot of spray. Furthermore collateral damage occurs when taking a huge, but clean and fast individual log that enters the water in such a manner that it creates a fluctuation in water surface sending water particles to your ass. This is a weird sensation and is most effectively avoided by laying a thin layer of toilet paper in the toilet giving your beazley a smooth landing surface. Also this phenomenon can be avoided by dropping a grogan, which is a marvel if achieved since only the strong and the wise can do this.
"My ass is wetter than an indonesian swamp after that collateral damage"

"I just slopped the fattest diarrhea which caused monstrous collateral damage"

"Theres collateral damage all over the bathroom wall after i dropped that insane beazley!"
mugGet the collateral damagemug.

krollateral damage

to inadvertently cause harm to a loved one through your own thoughtless and/or venial and/or petty actions against someone else.
suzie's mom became the krollateral damage after suzie's ex forwarded her the photos that suzie sent him of her balling her new dude.

(named for the now-infamous chuck kroll, who got his wife fired from 1-800-flowers after sending a death threat using her company email account.)
by aarrgghh August 12, 2008
mugGet the krollateral damagemug.

hail damage

Cellulite or pock marks on a womans behind
She looks great but has a lot of hail damage.
by JIMBO October 8, 2003
mugGet the hail damagemug.

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