Dakota

Male fuckboi who has a small green penis

You are such a Dakota

by Melong deek October 1, 2019

Dakota

Crazy as fuck

Dakota is crying in the bathroom like always.

by STOOPIDGURL1234 November 5, 2019

Dakota

Dakota is a talented and beautiful girl that everyone loves when she passes by she takes everyone’s breath away she is also very sweet kind and secretive she’s hiding something about everyone so don’t get in her bad side because she can turn something right back on you. Usually Dakota’s are good at everything sports,Dancing,piano something however there is always something that they aren’t good at like singing or soccer however everyone should know not to mess with Dakota’s and that Dakota’s are basically princesses and always get there way it’s probably so easy with all the beauty the hold

Boy: Holy who is that girl she looks like a supermodel

Boy 2: Oh that’s Dakota she’s the prettiest girl in the world

Boy 1: Man whoever gets to date her would be the luckiest guy in the world

Dakota: I know you’re talking about me

by Esmay_Lillian17 July 16, 2019

Dakota

he is a BULLY!!! But he is always there for you when you need him. Hes the best boyfriend you could ever ask for.

DAKOTA STOP BULLYING ME
him: I do it cause I love you

by kaylie 💕 March 1, 2020

Dakota

The definition of a conceited little fucked up ginger kid who hates the way he looks because of all the shit stains on his face. Dakota Cries at night because hes fugly and he knows that everybody thinks hes a dumb stupid ugly worthless turd, but when hes around those people he plays dumb and runs away to the bathroom to squeeze his testicles

John: Yo momma so stupid that you're stupid!

Eugene: Yo momma so nasty i bet shes related to Dakota!

by MeValeVerga June 11, 2009

Dakota

A stupid know it all cunt who likes John Deere and goes for the ugly fat bitch that resembles a cow. Has never jacked off before, and has a pretty solid three pointer. Dakota is also an inferior sub-human piece of trash that tries to be smart.

Person1: Ew here comes Dakota
Person2: Fuck, he’s such an asshole, stop talking.
Dakota: Hey mother fuckers

by FuckingManWhore7683 December 4, 2019

Dakota

Dakota is an immature boy. He has no idea how to treat his girlfriends and he is rude to them instead. Dakota is the definition of stupid and disrespectful . Dakota has an interest in Anime and Video Games . He likes to annoy others and yell. He is very bad with girls.

1) wow dakota is really immature.

2) dakota is a bad boyfriend.

by dont_messageeeee May 4, 2019