Dakota

A very round head, usually with it's own orbit.

"Did you see that man's head? There was a cat circling around it.... IT'S A DAKOTA!!!"

by Rumplestilkskinz January 9, 2012

dakota

the biggest asshole you will ever meet, you can never trust a Dakota

wow he is being such a Dakota

by boobear1223 February 9, 2017

Dakota

Slang term for fag.

Dude Mitchell is such a dakota.

by Becca Henton October 17, 2009

Dakota

Dakota super gay and really dumb

Dakota is retarded

by IFloodedtheChiplotleBathroom November 2, 2018

Dakota

A total jackass. He has no cock. If he does have one, then you will need a magnifying glass to see it. Maybe even a microscope. He sucks cock. He is also known as a she-male. The person everyone looks at and immediately throws up. He bangs old ladies with his fingers.

Police: It's him! The guy who bangs old ladies with his fingers!

Dakota: Oh no! They finally found me! Fuck you!

Police: Wow, he is a total jackass!

by Black Ops Master December 15, 2010

Dakota

A bitch nigga who can't pull hoes and pays them to act like they like him a the type of guy to appear offline and play pussy games

(Person 1)Hey you see that guy over there sucking a dick

(Person 2) ya must be a Dakota

by The-professor$ July 9, 2019

Dakota

Dakota is gross. Very disgusting individual. Flys love her. And so do lonely homeless men.

Hey look its Dakota with someone else's panties on.

by 1 pissed off momma September 10, 2019