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the biggest asshole you will ever meet, you can never trust a Dakota
wow he is being such a Dakota
dakota by boobear1223 February 9, 2017
Dude Mitchell is such a dakota.
Dakota by Becca Henton October 17, 2009
Dakota super gay and really dumb
Dakota is retarded
A total jackass. He has no cock. If he does have one, then you will need a magnifying glass to see it. Maybe even a microscope. He sucks cock. He is also known as a she-male. The person everyone looks at and immediately throws up. He bangs old ladies with his fingers.
Police: It's him! The guy who bangs old ladies with his fingers!

Dakota: Oh no! They finally found me! Fuck you!

Police: Wow, he is a total jackass!
Dakota by Black Ops Master December 15, 2010
A bitch nigga who can't pull hoes and pays them to act like they like him a the type of guy to appear offline and play pussy games
(Person 1)Hey you see that guy over there sucking a dick

(Person 2) ya must be a Dakota
Dakota by The-professor$ July 9, 2019
Dakota is gross. Very disgusting individual. Flys love her. And so do lonely homeless men.
Hey look its Dakota with someone else's panties on.
Dakota by 1 pissed off momma September 10, 2019