Document

A person who is serious about life, they obey all the rules and expect everyone else to. They can be very judgmental and petty.

I was a few minutes late to a meeting the other day, my friend wouldn’t stop going on about how bad it was to do that... She can be such a document sometimes.

by Gee.s June 19, 2021

Document

A piece of written, printed, or electronic matter that provides information or evidence or that serves as an official record
But Google Doc’s exist’s and those are basically never official

“I use Google DOCUMENT’s for all my unofficial things like my 11 page My Little Pony fan fiction,” said the grown ass
man.

by GeorgeHatesPeas May 16, 2022

Documentary ugly

Someone who is so ugly they should feature in a TV documentary.

You're not just ugly, you're documentary ugly!

by Smordwith August 20, 2023

documentory

A historical-presentation video about people who encourage others to achieve lofty goals.

Watching a documentory is all well and good, but to truly be a good and effective inspirer of great achievements, one has to actually get out there in real life and learn da procedures first-hand.

by QuacksO August 5, 2024

documentarery

A messed up way of spelling documentary

Guy 1 Hey do want to watch a documentarery
Guy 2: Why can’t you spell

by xXHamsterLover69420Xx March 8, 2024

Captivity Document

A marriage certificate

I'm not a bachelor, dawg, I've got captivity document to prove it.

by YapMicronesia September 22, 2011

That documentary about whales

Phrase (pejorative)

Used to identify and describe a corpulent individual without them noticing.

"Hey, have you seen that documentary about whales?
Check my 6 o'clock."

by eka.chester July 6, 2018