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Do you want to come over for a cuppa

How Brits ask if you want to come round for tea, like actual tea with tea and scones and jam and stuff
Richard: do you want to come over for a cuppa?
by HealthyDreamrr July 16, 2023
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do you want an umbrella with that

A term mainly used in and around Portland Oregon to insult someone for being weak, over dramatic, annoying, or a wimp.
Kyle: I just stubbed my toe and it really hurts

Chad: Do you want an umbrella with that?
by user46589281 May 30, 2020
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Do you want a cookie?

When you or someone else makes a claim of doing something that they clearly think is cool or clever and deserving of praise, but did so out-of-the-blue when nobody asked and it isn't really that cool or clever, then the appropriate response is to ask them 'if they want a cookie?' as a just reward for their deed.
Rwo friends watching a murder mystery show:
Claimant: I totally knew he was the killer like 20 mins ago..
Responder: Do you want a cookie?
by Thou Art That November 22, 2024
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 29, 2025
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do you want to dance on my cape

The act of dancing or jiggling on another persons floppy cape.
Dude she's such a slut, she asked "do you want to dance on my cape." And she totally said yes. What slut.
by I'm horny. April 17, 2014
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Empathy for one. In the absence of empathy, if the amount of energy takes for you to get me to do a thing supersedes the amount of energy required for the thing to be done then it wouldn't be practical for you to make me do the thing. Additionally, my awareness of my own mortality makes it impossible for me to be perpetually made to do thing because I can always just kill myself. It incentivizes harming you and the things you care about. It gives your enemies a de-facto ally. But it's intriguing that you think that there is only one reason...
JeerpJoop "If I can make you do what I want and get away with it, why should I not?"

Hym "Well, for starters, there's more than one reason. Secondly, you literally can't. You can only leverage (either) my desire to live against performing the act OR the hope that I may not have to continue doing it indefinitely. Which is how you get people to stay in your suffering cult. You leverage their desire to live and their hope that their suffering will end to get them to do what you want or behave how you want to behave. It's actually kind of illuminating to because if you're God rewards screwing people over then is it not evil? Sounds evil. It ties back into you not actually believing in God but rather believing that God is on your side and that it will forgive you if you do the opposite of what it said."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2023
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