do you are have stupid

The ultimate insult, all "No Us" and Reverse Cards do NOT work on this, this will vanquish the opponent to the shadow realm, forever damned to eternal suffering.

John: Your granny tranny
Nick: *smiles* do you are have stupid
John: *fades away, sent to the shadow realm

by begone-clot October 23, 2018

do you know annyeonghaseyo

When BTS' Jin couldn't speak English to a foreigner.

Jin: Do you know annyeonghaseyo?

by stankings November 27, 2018

do you get me

A query you ask someone after stating a joke that they don't get

Louis: "hey sophie did you hear that half life 3 comes out february 29th, 2019"
Sohpie: "oh wow that's awesome"
Louis: "sophie do you get me 2019 doesn't have a february 29th"

by buy me free games October 08, 2018

Do you watch TV?

Possibly the worst attempt at conversation ever.

Soo.... do you watch TV?

by tearsandroses January 25, 2011

Do you even English

A phrase used to question one's English skills after speaking terrible language.

Person who defined this word: "Speaking terrible language "
Reader: Do you even English?

by ThaSwaggerMuffin September 07, 2016

Do You Like Waffles

"Do You Like Waffles?" is a somewhat popular song on the Internet featuring a dancing waffle, a few kids, robots, ghosts, flowers, and dinosaurs. All of them have a smile and are singing/dancing happily to the tune of "Do You Like Waffles?". The main purpose of this song is to annoy whoever happens to be around, because as you can imagine, this isn't really the type of song you would listen to in the background of whatever you are doing. Even so, the song has over 9.5 million hits on Youtube.

Guy 1: Hey, I'm gonna play a song.
Guy 2: Okay.
(Guy 1 puts on "Do You Like Waffles")
Guy 2: TURN IT OFF! I CAN'T TAKE IT! MAKE IT STOOOOP!
(Guy 2 jumps out the window)

by jack123abc4 January 10, 2011

do you want to die

the sassier/classier form of the popular phrase "fuck off"

can be used anytime someone around you needs to be taken down a peg due to aggressive or hostile behavior or inappropriate/unwarranted sass

you can exponentially increase the sassiness of this phrase by using it against someone in their own home

Friend A: "Man it must suck to be as ugly as you."

Friend B: "Hey Carl. Do you want to die."

by MarinIsExtra March 30, 2017