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do you get me

A query you ask someone after stating a joke that they don't get
Louis: "hey sophie did you hear that half life 3 comes out february 29th, 2019"
Sohpie: "oh wow that's awesome"
Louis: "sophie do you get me 2019 doesn't have a february 29th"
by buy me free games October 8, 2018
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Do you even English

A phrase used to question one's English skills after speaking terrible language.
Person who defined this word: "Speaking terrible language "
Reader: Do you even English?
by ThaSwaggerMuffin September 7, 2016
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Do You Like Waffles

"Do You Like Waffles?" is a somewhat popular song on the Internet featuring a dancing waffle, a few kids, robots, ghosts, flowers, and dinosaurs. All of them have a smile and are singing/dancing happily to the tune of "Do You Like Waffles?". The main purpose of this song is to annoy whoever happens to be around, because as you can imagine, this isn't really the type of song you would listen to in the background of whatever you are doing. Even so, the song has over 9.5 million hits on Youtube.
Guy 1: Hey, I'm gonna play a song.
Guy 2: Okay.
(Guy 1 puts on "Do You Like Waffles")
Guy 2: TURN IT OFF! I CAN'T TAKE IT! MAKE IT STOOOOP!
(Guy 2 jumps out the window)
by jack123abc4 January 11, 2011
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do you want to die

the sassier/classier form of the popular phrase "fuck off"

can be used anytime someone around you needs to be taken down a peg due to aggressive or hostile behavior or inappropriate/unwarranted sass

you can exponentially increase the sassiness of this phrase by using it against someone in their own home
Friend A: "Man it must suck to be as ugly as you."

Friend B: "Hey Carl. Do you want to die."
by MarinIsExtra March 30, 2017
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i wanna do you

it means they want to have sex with you.
If a guy tells you “I wanna do you
by Idfwy:) July 10, 2018
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