dm;jh

Doesn't matter; James Harden

When something bad happens in your life or you're just depressed - just remember, James Harden is just too fucking awesome. The only thing sicker than his game is his beard, and the only thing sicker than his bear is his teeth.

Man 1: I feel like killing myself after my wife cheated on me with the mailman and the entire Best Buy Geek squad

Man 2: dm;jh

by hardonforharden November 5, 2012

DM;HS

Doesn't Matter; Had Sex

Used in place of TL;DR

Man 1: And then my girlfriend dumped me. Three hours later I found out all of my family died in a fire and my dog jumped from our third story window. Then I got hit by a bus and here I am, crippled for life....
Man 2: DM;HS

by Pop-Tart Naber February 20, 2011

dm;fa

Literally, "Doesn't Matter; fapped anyway"

said when in doubt about the fappability of a certain subject, to indicate apathy on the apropriatness of fapping to said subject and doing so regardless of the consequences.

First known use on reddit: reddit.com/r/pics/comments/oeipo/of_all_your_options_you_picked_the_blonde/c3gpekc

"I can't tell how hot she is without seeing her face"
"dm;fa"

by killerator April 20, 2012

slide into the dms

When you send a Direct message to someone on twitter confidently and smoothly.

Nash:"Im about to slide into the dms asking for her number!"

Cameron:"Good look with that."

by Heisenberg209 April 30, 2014

down in the dm

"Down in the Dm" is a song by Yo Gotti released in September 2015.

The phrase refers to direct messaging people on social media (Twitter, Instagram) etc for purposes of filtering and hooking up . Or simply just being nosy, scandalous , ratchet, and thirsty.

Direct messaging or "DMing" is also used to send nudes .

I tell her, don't you hate when you get screenshot (Petty)
Bitch that DM wasn't for everybody (Rules),
I love the gram I love the gram (I love the gram)
I'm addicted to it I know I am (I know I am)
And I just followed Angela Simmons
Boy I got a crush on Angela Simmons
They like "damn Gotti you bold"
Fuck it I'm gon' let the world know (Goals)1

Read more: Yo Gotti - Down In The DM Lyrics | MetroLyrics

by GoalDigger August 8, 2016

sliding in the dms

When a fuckboy messages you on Twitter trying to get some

Have I told you about that guy that was sliding in the DMs yesterday?

by Rebecca Monroe April 14, 2015

Carpe DM

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.

Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.

by LolWut098 December 30, 2020