dm;fa

Literally, "Doesn't Matter; fapped anyway"

said when in doubt about the fappability of a certain subject, to indicate apathy on the apropriatness of fapping to said subject and doing so regardless of the consequences.

First known use on reddit: reddit.com/r/pics/comments/oeipo/of_all_your_options_you_picked_the_blonde/c3gpekc

"I can't tell how hot she is without seeing her face"
"dm;fa"

by killerator April 20, 2012

L.M.G.D.M.F.A.O

Abbreviation for the term Laughing My God Damn Mother Fucking Ass Off. Often used online when one can't be bothered to actually say it all.

person1: I fell off my bike today and twisted my ankle
person2: L.M.G.D.M.F.A.O.

by Deans_babi_gurl September 9, 2005

L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T

Laughing my fucking ass off falling out of a chair and dropping my taco. This phase can be used while texting, or posting funny things on MLIA

Emily: *says joke*
Lauren: L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T HAHAHAHHA
Emily: hahaha, oh no your taco!

by Ke$ha girl 123 November 10, 2010