deserval

Noun: Something that you had coming. Something that was deserved. The noun form of deserve.

'Why did you fart on me?'
'It was your deserval'

by Sabin Figaro May 11, 2008

Desert Vista High School

The best school in Ahwatukee. Also, known as the school with really hot girls and a small amount of guys giving it a ratio of 10:1. Half the kids in the parking lot have nicer cars then the teachers, which makes it easy to see that the kids get anything they want from mommy and daddy. School spirit is less then mediocre, even when our teams kick ass. Its basically overpopulated with smart kids, and Asians who get perfect SAT scores. And to top it all off Senior year is pointless, and everyone can't wait to get the hell out...

Ahwatukee meets the O.C...but better!:)

by Julie and Kim!! February 8, 2005

deseree

a term referring to someone who's mad thick and good looking. a natural beauty

that shorty is like deseree

by deseree philly 10 February 7, 2009

Desert eagle

A handgun origionally made in Israel, by IMI (who are also the makers of the Galil and Uzi). It is gas-operated, and comes in .357, .44, and .50 calibers. Even more powerful against living targets when loaded with hollow-point bullets, which expand when they hit the flesh, easily ahnialating the back of one's head if shot in the face.

Also, pre-pubescent assholes think that the Desert Eagle is an easy to hold weapon that gives next-to-nothing recoil (read: counter strike). However, the moment you hand them a Desert Eagle at a shooting range and they shoot just one bullet off they'll probably: A) Break their wrists from the recoil. -or- B) Break most of their face because they were holding the gun about as lightly as one would hold a BB/Pellet pistol.

Capacities:
.50 Caliber - 7 Rounds
.44 Caliber - 8 Rounds
.357 Caliber - 9 Rounds
...and for all you people who don't know what the hell caliber is, it's the diameter of the bullet. More caliber = more gunpowder = more power.

by Xiile May 8, 2004

desert hot springs high school

Short definition:HELL.

Long Definition:This is the most ghetto high school in the Coachella Valley it is a school with stupid teachers and ignorant students... oh it also has one of the most disgusting restrooms I don’t know when was the last time they cleaned it.

Guy:should I enroll in desert hot springs high school
Girl:EWWW no gross go to Palm Springs high school instead

by Yayidiots January 14, 2019

Desert Vista High School

the richest school in tukee .. where the girls are all taneroxics and abercrombie is a major addiction. Every kids car is worth more than your parents. The guys think their tough shit and over half smoke themselves out daily. The other half of the school is extremely smart kids who make the school look just fantastic .. with perfect SAT's and adv. calc classes .. Desert Vista normally dominates in sports and still has little school spirit

Tukee meets the O.C wannabe

by BMILLES February 9, 2005

Desert Fever

Desert fever is the uncontrollable sexual urge towards people of the middle eastern descent. It should be noted that not all middle eastern people live in desserts, however some might.

Also not all those under the effects develop an actual fever. But their blood flow and body temperature might rise slightly and they might develop a liking for shawarma and falafel.

Stacy: "that guy looks like Aladdin... My panties are wet."

Monica: "Stacy, you definitely have desert fever."

by Houdini91 May 24, 2019