Queer Diaper

A queer diaper is a roll of toilet paper that a gay man puts up in his underwear so as not to have cum leak out after anal sex.

Dude after that railing that I gave you, you had better put in a queer diaper

by harry niblets April 10, 2009

diaper butt

n. When the fabric on the butt of jeans stretches and no longer fits tightly. Called "diaper butt" because of the baggy appearance, similar to a diaper full of poop.
Term can be applied to swim suits.

"Aw man, I haven't washed these pants in about 3 days. They're all stretched out and look like diaper butt."

by max636 May 19, 2008

red diaper baby

This is an expression, largely used in New York City, for baby boomer children of avowed American communists. It became the title of a one-man show in New York by Josh Kornbluth in 2000.

When the guy knew all the words to a Russian political song, I realized he must be a red diaper baby.

by Bill Overton June 26, 2006

pipe diaper

the cylinder type of filter used in some tobacco pipes in order to cut back on tar inhalation. the result of this also restricts the draw and can make your pipe smell like turd if the filter is left in the pipe too long.

"be a man and smoke that thing without a pipe diaper"

by warcollapse December 16, 2009

diaper scald

Diaper scald, severe skin irritation and rash caused by the build-up of excessive heat inside a baby's diapers. Diaper scald, the formation of skin eruptions in the form of pimple like, and red rash like areas, on a baby's diaper covered bottom. Diaper scald, (diaper rash).

All of the children wearing diapers at the halfway house, were suffering from severe diaper scald.

Mothers who use traditional cloth diapers on their children often forego the use of rubber pants during extremely hot, dry, or humid days, to avoid inevitable diaper scald.

by Lorraine Jorgenson. September 26, 2006

Mind Diaper

A term used for describing a thought, idea, or experience that surpasses one's understanding.

Clayton: "Dude, have you ever thought about how they get lead into the middle of a wooden pencil?"

Chase: "Man, that is a total mind diaper."

by chaseafterhim September 30, 2009

Diahrea Bubble

To have chronic diahrea all in one sitting. Diahrea Bubbles are classified into 5 classes:
*Class 1: Regular diahrea that you normally take at in home facilities.
*Class 2: Enhanced regular diahrea, where you have to speedwalk into a facility and you don't care if it's in a public facility.
*Class 3: When there is a time limit of 5 minutes or lower until total fecal defecation.
*Class 4: When you have to literally release wherever you are standing after you feel the warning.
*Class 5: No one has ever lived to tell. It's the final 21 grams that leaves your body after you die.

"Dude....DB.....class 3..."
(Suggestion of running after this quote)

"Sorry that I couldn't come any sooner, boss. I had a diahrea bubble to take care of."

by Jake March 2, 2005