Ass Dew

When your ass sweat pools on your ass-hole, and forms droplets like fresh morning dew.

Man it's hot today, this ass dew is killin' me.

by OptiPrime February 13, 2007

Morning Dew

In reference to a woman being wet in the morning; the equivalent to morning wood.

She was so aroused her panties were soaked with morning dew.

by Roxannestone September 5, 2016

DDRsteal-a-dew

Noun: An event where someone makes a visit to the home of a freind/relative/acquaintence for a short videogame session, and then use that as an excuse to steal a canned beverage from the fridge of said friend/relative/acquaintance.
Etymology: derived from the words "DDR"(Dance Dance Revolution: a popular rhythm/music game developed by KONAMI) "steal"(the act of maliciously taking something that does not belong to you) and "Dew"(shortened variation of Mountain Dew, a Pepsi product)

Noun: "Mabye I'll stop by for a round of ddrsteal-a-dew before I leave town"

by marty_ozone September 23, 2005

toilet dew

when you are taking a massive shit, and the last peice of crap falls out of ur ass flies out with such a great velocity, that the impact on the water produces a splash. if this cold, splash reaches ur asshole, and produces a cold, wet, uncomfortable feeling there, tht is toilet dew.

Dude! i just planetd this enormous shit tht was f ing wicked, when i found myself with a feroious splash and a bad case of toilet dew.

by fucksoid February 18, 2005

Fountain Dew

(noun) Mountain Dew served from a restaurant fountain. Much fizzier, less caffeinated, and more watery than its bottled counterpart.

A: What do you wanna drink? They have Mountain Dew.
B: Nah. That's Fountain Dew. Apples and oranges, dude.

by Rochelle Affleck September 25, 2005

Digit Dew

the wet residue left on one's finger after fingering a girl.

1. Dude, I had some digit dew on my finger when we got done, so I wiped it on her leg.

2. James: What's that smell?

Austin: Still got some digit dew left on my finger from my exploits last night.

by LesPaulC December 1, 2010

nut dew

The name given to moisture found on a man's scrotum first thing in the morning.

Mandy: Your balls are so sweaty!
Randy: It's not sweat it's nut dew

by Nut Burger May 13, 2014