Defenestrations of Prague

The act of launching a living person out of a window in Prague, with considerable speed. Preferably an Austrian Embassador, albeit a priest who has his own opinions works out fine as well.

Having happened thrice (1419, 1483 and 1618), Prague is the town with the highest risk of being defenestrated from behind, while simply enjoying the view!!!
So, should you ever visit the Czech Capital (its nice there), be careful to always maintain a safety distance of roundabout 7 metres from ALL windows, ESPECIALLY in town halls and/or other official buildings!!!!!!!!!

Oh man that guy nearly defenestrated me there... Lucky that I was warned about the Defenestrations of Prague on Urban Dictionary...

by C. Bernstein January 19, 2023

Defenestration

The act of YEETING a thot out of a open or closed window atleast 2 stories off the ground.

Thot: Suck me off daddy

You: No

Thot: Okay

You: I will FUCKING defenestrate you bitch.

Thot: Oh no

You: Defenestrates using Defenestration *

Thot: SCREAMS * AHHHHH* bang *

by ShibeComms November 10, 2021

Mental Defenestration

When your brain throws itself out a window.

I suffered a sudden case of mental defenestration.

by JazzMusique March 19, 2021

Defenestration

The act of throwing somebody out of a window.

ex:
person 1:“I just defenestrated the science teacher! No more homework!”

person 2:“what”

person 1:“what”

person 2:”why tf would you commit defenestration on her-“

person 1:”you complained about having the homework so I solved the problem! you’re welcome!”

by yae miko’s left ear December 18, 2021

defenestrated

"Defenestrated" is past tense form of the verb "defenestrate." Defenestration is the act of grabbing something and lobbing it through a window at full speed, maximum velocity. It may also indicate dismissal from a higher status or power.

My little brother was playing Geometry Dash. On his 8,447th attempt on Theory of Everything 2, he defenestrated the family Guinea pig. Threw it out the window. Absolutely thundercunted it, nothing else to it.

by wucanitbe nou? April 02, 2024

defenestration

To throw some annoying fucks arse, through the nearest fucking window.

Pete rehearsed what he thought was the safest way to break the bad news to Toan, while feeling shit scared of the defenestration that may follow.

by slippery poita June 26, 2025

Defenestration

The act to throw someone out a window

Person A: There are approximately 1010300 words in the entire English language but there is not a single combination of them that describes my urge to hit you with a chair
Person B: Maybe so but there is the word defenestration which literally means “the act to throw someone out a window”.

by NoImNotAttractedToPans December 30, 2019