Dakota

A dumb bitch who believes wyoming exists

“Wyoming exists “ “Shut up Dakota!”

by 6gang October 31, 2019

Dakota

Dakota's are the most romantic people out there. If your a girl and you want a guy that will treat you like a princess then go find you a Dakota. If you have a Dakota in your life never let him go. He makes a great best friend. boyfriend and person over all. They are amazing people. Treat them well.

Friend: you see how nice that guy is being?
Other friend: yeah
Friend: He must be a Dakota.

by rhwoefhweoifgowf12p3fp20yf0o2e November 12, 2019

Dakota

A very round head, usually with it's own orbit.

"Did you see that man's head? There was a cat circling around it.... IT'S A DAKOTA!!!"

by Rumplestilkskinz January 09, 2012

dakota

the biggest asshole you will ever meet, you can never trust a Dakota

wow he is being such a Dakota

by boobear1223 February 09, 2017

Dakota

Slang term for fag.

Dude Mitchell is such a dakota.

by Becca Henton October 17, 2009

Dakota

Dakota super gay and really dumb

Dakota is retarded

by IFloodedtheChiplotleBathroom November 02, 2018

Dakota

A total jackass. He has no cock. If he does have one, then you will need a magnifying glass to see it. Maybe even a microscope. He sucks cock. He is also known as a she-male. The person everyone looks at and immediately throws up. He bangs old ladies with his fingers.

Police: It's him! The guy who bangs old ladies with his fingers!

Dakota: Oh no! They finally found me! Fuck you!

Police: Wow, he is a total jackass!

by Black Ops Master December 14, 2010