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polka dot ding dong

1. a man's naughty bits infected with some variety of STD, acne, chicken pox or other infection resulting in a polka dot pattern.
John whipped out his polka dot ding dong causing all in close proximity to promptly lose control of their shfincters.
by pudding face mcgee October 16, 2006
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dick dinger

To ingest cocaine via inhalation off of an erect penis, usually by another man.
He did a dick dinger before blowing his boyfriend.
by xsynfulx June 7, 2016
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Ding ding ding

by DatGuy Miller October 11, 2019
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boner a dingo couldn't bite through

Used to describe an erection so hard that even a dingo (Australia's native wild dog) couldn't damage it.

Given the silliness of the expression, it's usually used to describe extreme enjoyment of an activity not related to sex, such as a sporting triumph.
When the Cats won the 2007 AFL Grand Final, I had a boner a dingo couldn't bite through for the next week.
by Choda Boy 57 May 9, 2008
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dingo's breakfast

A yawn, a piss and a good look around.
In other words, I had no breakfast.
by Colleen May 9, 2003
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full-dingle

Example: "I'm gonna jump in this party full-dingle tonight."
by lightyrs August 17, 2015
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ding dong Johnson

A term for a long home run in baseball. Pedro Martinez originally coined the term.
Cespedes hit a loooonnnnnggggggg ding dong Johnson!!!!!!!
by dingdongJohnsons August 17, 2019
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