Cuzzi Hoppin

The art and practice of hopping between jacuzzis(Cuzzis) throughout a specific location or town across time and space. Your Cuzzi Hoppin level increases based on the difficulty of your Cuzzi Hoppin operation. It is an acquired skill that requires intense training and preparation/planning beforehand. The use of satellite mapping is often used in pre-planning and preparation. You may even need to blend in with crowds at cocktail parties in order to reach your destination. Notorious high level cuzzi hoppers exist in the area of Gainesville, Florida around the college town area and are known to have infiltrated fortresses to accomplish their pool and cuzzi hoppin needs/tasks.

Guy 1: Alright! We got through the first of seven barriers! Someone hold the door open while we search for a resident to open the next gate! Seven Barriers later: YEAAA!!! WE HERE!!! Who wants to dive to the bottom of the fountain and see whats at the bottom?!?
Guy 2: Yo we'll go the 6th floor to change and then come back down
Guy 1: We are literally level 10 and higher now.
Guy 3: We literally spent 7 hours hoppin today. This was literally one of the greatest hoppin days. He just went from a rookie to an all pro hopper. Yo Cuzzi Hoppin!

by Fanfin September 28, 2014

Cuzzo bop

A dance consisting of bouncing of the shoulders while motioning the left hand side to side as in turning a steering wheel left to right rhythmically

The homie hit the cuzzo bop after getting off with only probation for 2nd degree man slaughter

by Kase February 26, 2018

cuzzling

Cum-guzzling

Wow, that woman is a cuzzling gutter slut.

by shellyshelly24 November 14, 2019

Cuzzafucker

An alternative to motherfucker.
Cuzza is short for cousin, obviously.

Fuck you, cuzzafucker

by Newrulz November 17, 2020

cuzzlin

Like bussin but better. Can be spelled with a k. (Kuzzlin)

Mans cuzzlin

by The words of Kulsis December 14, 2021

Cuzzorted

After being body shamed, vigorously exercising while at the same time giving yourself a Barium Enema.

After countless women made fun of Chris's weight, he cuzzorted 3 times a week for a year leaving his treadmill unopperable due to excessive rust.

by Rancorrage June 25, 2022

noodlin' in the 'cuzzi

When you're hot tubbin' with some church bros circle jerkin' and plugging holes.

Those guys out in Seattle sure love noodlin' in the 'cuzzi!

by EricTHEBruce July 10, 2012