Curtain Wank

The act of masturbating into a curtain.
Mostly done into somebody else's curtain, other than your own. You don't want your drapes all spunky now, do you.

John: dude, you split up with dat hoe yet?
Jack: nah, m8
John: dooo it faggot, give her the curtain wank treatment

by The Curtain Fucker August 17, 2011

curtain bottom

The term given to a skirt wearing individual with an enormous butt, when they obstruct from view or get in the way of the television.

The skirt resembles a huge curtain when suspended from the oversised butt crack causing some tv viewers to mistakenly believe they have been transported to a theatre and the interval curtain has descended.

Get out of the way curtain bottom.
Beat it curtain bottom.
Check out that massive curtain bottom.
Don't buy that, you'll look like a curtain bottom
Have you seen curtain bottom recently?
Curtain bottom at six o'clock.

by meldrewcat January 18, 2012

Cunt Curtain

When the belly fat of a woman hangs down in front of her as to cover her vagina.

Damn, that bitch is so fat her cunt curtain hangs down to her knees.

by James-A-Rambo April 22, 2010

Pelvic Curtain

A dangling, usually rectangular, component of some garments that hangs in front of and/or behind the crotch, exposing the thighs. A possible result of high double-side slits.

Pelvic curtain is associated especially strongly with the loincloth and china dress.

by CherryWood_CZ March 10, 2023

cunty curtains

Female Pubic Hair - speaks for itself really.

u know my gwa hair doesn't match my cunty curtains

by biscuitbarrel June 14, 2011

Dirty Curtain

The act of urinating on a woman's head, effectively drenching the hair, and then proceeding to have the woman give the man a blowjob whilst her wet hair is draped in front of her face, ergo dirty curtain.

My girlfriend gave me a dirty curtain last night, and by golly was she wet.

by xXxDolphinClubber69 March 30, 2012

Curtain Party

A party where girls lays on a table with a curtain across the middle so that the male can only see from the waist down and proceeds to have sex with her and once finished the curtain is dropped to reveal the girl. Usually completely random as the male choose based purely on what he can see if he wants to participate or not.
Usually done in front of a crowd of spectators.

I hope I don't end up with an ugly girl at the curtain party tonight.

by Kaazain February 21, 2018