Cuban Spaceship

A sex act in which a women bends a dick straight up in the air, takes both of the man's balls in her mouth and blows. An audible sound like that of blowing on a stomach should be heard.
Hhhhbbbbb! - Cuban Spaceship noise
by JohnFrenchroll July 9, 2010
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Cuban Rental

When you have the need for something that you will hardly use but your too cheap to buy it and renting it is not an option cause it still costs money. So you buy it on credit, use it, and when your done you break it on purpose so you can return it and say it was defective.
I wanted to change the tile in my bathroom and I did not have a tile cutter so I did a Cuban rental of one on Amazon.
by ElectricBob July 26, 2021
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cuban carmichaels

Slang for cubic centimeters. A measurement commonly used to describe an engines total displacement or "size". Also used for metric volumetric measurements.
"Hey Derek, how may cuban carmichaels is that shit box truck of yours?"
"Oh eh it's about 2399 cuban carmichaels buddy!"
by Nick998 September 7, 2017
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cuban loaf

Slang term used to describe a Cuban mans penis
Ever since Christian was a small boy he was proud of his Cuban loaf.
by Cons sway Lo September 27, 2015
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Cuban Fatboy

An enormous, solid bowl movement that settles in the toilet pan without breaking thus resembling a huge Cuban cigar.
Archibald: Wow, do I feel better now!

Cyril: Why so old chap?

Archibald: I just curled out the most monstrous Cuban fatboy you've ever seen. The tip was poking out of the water it was so big!

Cyril: Huzzah!

Archibald: Huzzah!
by BobbyTwoTins June 29, 2011
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Cuban Lube

soaking a towel in ball sweat and pork, and squeezing it on a pleasure hole.
by cubanmike September 19, 2016
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Cuban Mocha

Put chocolate and coffee in a persons mouth, then stick your dick in their mouth and cum to add the milk
"Can you make me a Cuban mocha tonight John?" oral
by is apples May 11, 2018
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