The true presentation of the French boulangerie pâtisseries, showing a masterpiece of flour, butter, eggs, sugar, and an M45 nuclear missile.
by Charleuhhhhhh December 24, 2023
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Pierce: Not good. I got abducted then got an Alien Croissant
Noah: Aww darn, that sucks
Pierce: Not good. I got abducted then got an Alien Croissant
Noah: Aww darn, that sucks
by RealEinstien January 31, 2024
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Man 1: I heard Lou went to Nairobi to see his girlfriend.
Man 2: Girlfriend? She’s going to give him the worst Kenyan Croissant imaginable!
Man 2: Girlfriend? She’s going to give him the worst Kenyan Croissant imaginable!
by Bubba n Ralph May 5, 2023
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Get the mean croissant mug.Croissant is an Austrian and non-French pastry made from a specific puff pastry dough, croissant dough, which contains yeast and a large proportion of butter. It is common to eat a croissant at breakfast. Nevertheless French croissants have the reputation of being the best in the world.
Every morning, I wake up early to buy a croissant and a French baguette at the French bakery. C'est si bon ! J'adore les croissants ! 🥐
by eryn_jenner January 9, 2019
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by RIP Croissant June 14, 2018
Get the Rest In Peach Croissant mug.Boy 1: Last night I was trying to “cook up” a German croissant but I just couldn’t do it
Boy 2: dang that sucks
Boy 2: dang that sucks
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