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Croissant

The true presentation of the French boulangerie pâtisseries, showing a masterpiece of flour, butter, eggs, sugar, and an M45 nuclear missile.
"hon hon hon, I eat the baguette and the croissant, hon hon hon ! Jacques hammer !"
by Charleuhhhhhh December 24, 2023
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Alien Croissant

To anally probe someone with a croissant.
Noah: Hey Peirce, how are you today?
Pierce: Not good. I got abducted then got an Alien Croissant
Noah: Aww darn, that sucks
by RealEinstien January 31, 2024
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Kenyan Croissant

When a white man goes to Kenya to see a girl he met online. She and her family beat and kick him until he is motionless on the ground, curled in the fetal position. Then, all of her boyfriends stand over him and jerk off, covering his pale body with their semen, which leaves him looking like a buttered croissant.
Man 1: I heard Lou went to Nairobi to see his girlfriend.

Man 2: Girlfriend? She’s going to give him the worst Kenyan Croissant imaginable!
by Bubba n Ralph May 5, 2023
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mean croissant

“Hey Deborah, you got a mean croissant.”
by Payyyyyton December 12, 2022
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Croissant

Croissant is an Austrian and non-French pastry made from a specific puff pastry dough, croissant dough, which contains yeast and a large proportion of butter. It is common to eat a croissant at breakfast. Nevertheless French croissants have the reputation of being the best in the world.
Every morning, I wake up early to buy a croissant and a French baguette at the French bakery. C'est si bon ! J'adore les croissants ! 🥐
by eryn_jenner January 9, 2019
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Rest In Peach Croissant

Take it easy on those Rest In Peach Croissants, bruv. The croissants made in Cali are danker than what we get on the east coast.
by RIP Croissant June 14, 2018
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german croissant

When your flaccid dong is half way wrapped around your balls like your wrapping them up
Boy 1: Last night I was trying to “cook up” a German croissant but I just couldn’t do it
Boy 2: dang that sucks
by Tyler crock August 1, 2018
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