mean croissant

The definition of someone who has an outstanding ass
Hey Deborah, you got a mean croissant.”
by Payyyyyton December 13, 2022
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Eat Half the Croissant

The phrase "Eat half the croissant" metaphorically advises finding a compromise by suggesting that, like splitting a croissant, each party receives a fair share, achieving a balanced resolution.
When the team couldn't decide whether to work remotely or from the office, their manager suggested they "eat half the croissant" by agreeing to a hybrid arrangement, balancing both preferences.
by Marco____2929292 April 23, 2024
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croissant emoji

a croissant emoji is a way of continuing a conversation without knowing how to
Person 1: Hey
Person 2:Hey
Person 1: My grandma broke her back
Person 2: :croissant emoji:
by Yaba Daba Doo! September 07, 2023
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Rest In Peach Croissant

Take it easy on those Rest In Peach Croissants, bruv. The croissants made in Cali are danker than what we get on the east coast.
by RIP Croissant June 08, 2018
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Kenyan Croissant

When a white man goes to Kenya to see a girl he met online. She and her family beat and kick him until he is motionless on the ground, curled in the fetal position. Then, all of her boyfriends stand over him and jerk off, covering his pale body with their semen, which leaves him looking like a buttered croissant.
Man 1: I heard Lou went to Nairobi to see his girlfriend.

Man 2: Girlfriend? She’s going to give him the worst Kenyan Croissant imaginable!
by Bubba n Ralph May 05, 2023
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Crusty croissant

When a man soaks his glaze off the woman's face with a loaf of bread that he uses in a sand which he eats
by Fye boy tre daddy March 08, 2017
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Croissant

Word that people who dont speak French absolutely can't say.they really suck at even trying.
My friends try to say Croissant but they absolutely suck at it.
by Cate chua November 11, 2020
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