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Croatian Bread

Horrible bread that appears 60% of times in everytime in every single croatian bakery.
Can be used when comparing things.
Davor, I'd rather eat shit than croatian bread.
by TheAinsley27 December 16, 2017
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A Croatian's Prayer

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Croatian's Prayer
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025
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Croatian

People who have the biggest average cock size in the world (22.4 cm).
Person 1: Did you know that he is Croatian?
Person 2: Wow, it means he has a huge cock!
Person 3: Yeah, he pounded me once with his 25 cm long Croatian cock.
Person 1 and 2: Wow! We need some Croatian cock here and now!!!
by the_next_star June 23, 2024
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Croatian flicker gooning

Croatian flicker gooning is a sexual act consisting of using a cheap vibrating buttplug which will periodically zap your prostate due to its poor quality and its controlled by Nikola Tesla's spirit who is summoned via an ouija board in a forest near Smiljan (the place Nikola Tesla was born in) while you goon while chanting the words "Nikola, bless me, and I shall bless your birthplace with my seed".
"Dude, I heard you are visiting Smiljan in a month. Is that true?" "Yeah, im going there mostly to try Croatian flicker gooning!"
by YVLdoja December 4, 2024
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Croatian Parent's

Croatian parents are loudostly party a lot or work a lot but by thr end of thr day thru love you a lot even if they make you do a lot of chores so love your parents before there gone.
My parents want me to do all these chores

Oh don't you have Croatian Parent's?

Yea
by Iloveasswater October 9, 2021
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A sexy Croatian

DID YOU SEE THAT SEXY CROATIAN ON TUMBLR!?!?!!?!?1 HE HAD ALL KINDS OF TATTOOS AND I WANTED TO FUCK HIM IMMEDIATELY. NAW THAT WAS DEYVIS AND OMG I WANNA RIDE HIM LIKE A RODEO
"Are you tired baby? Let me stimulate the G-spot." - A sexy Croatian to Kelsey.
by kcsknowsbest February 7, 2022
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croatian

a neo-nazi guy who claims he's straight but loves sucking hungarian wang
#accurate #croatian
by hugedickrandy August 14, 2025
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